#crudy

A little bit of my AU, a little bit of canon.

Crudy. (If I remember that right)

Dandy!

Randy and...

Who would be considered “in charge” of Bendy’s primary thoughts and actions

Crudy: That would be me.

Broody: Cussing loser.

Randy: I do think I would make for a su—

Dandy: No, no! We voted and you couldn’t vote for yourself and Crudy won.

Crudy: Not like I’m the common cussing sense around here anyway. Dandy would hug everyone. Even our enemies. Broody would get us in maximum security prison or the pit in Hell. And you Randy, you’d coldly use everyone for ‘peak proficiency’ and then not understand why they’d be upset.

(Art by rogue-the-menace)

Crudy: Eh, none of our business really. If that rabbit is what’ll make Felix happy, why not?

Randy: Well socially they are putting their careers and reputations at risk not to mention the repercussions that could fall on us, Boris, Mickey, the bunny kids, the circus as a whole and of course the legitimacy of the que-

Broody: BOOOOORRRRRRIIIINNNNGGGG! WHO the hell gives a cuss about that weirdo rabbit anyway?

Dandy: ARE WE TALKING ABOUT FELIX AND OSWALD?!!!!!!

Broody: Oh cuss me.

Dandy: HaveyouseenhowhappyFelixgetswhenMr.OswaldvisitsandthatonetimewhenwespentthenightandallhadasleepoverandtheysokindandcuteandsweetandadorableevenifwewereexhaustedandCrudycouldn’treallyfocusonanythingbecauseofwhathappenedwithGoofybuttheyallwereyhebestandIthinkOzwouldmakeanAMAZINGseconddad!!

Crudy: BREATHE DANDY! BREATHE!

Dandy: *Gasp*

Broody: Holy cuss that almost killed him!

Dandy: It was ✨ 🌈 AMAAAAAZIIINNG 🌈 ✨

Crudy: Don’t you ever do that again. Ever.

Dandy: 🥹 I was so happy.

Crudy: Stop that!

Randy: I was very engaging. I found the gifts of tools and parts most helpful. I will have a lot for my projects and interests now.

Broody: I didn’t get to punch anyone.

Dandy: Not everything has to be a struggle Broody. We talked about this.

Broody: Not even an arm wrestle?

Dandy: D’aaawww! Okay! We’ll ask for arm wrestling next year!

Crudy: No full strength to chucking anyone through a wall.

Broody: YOU SUNCOOKED CUSSER!!!

Crudy: I knew you’d want to try something.

Broody: I hope you die! Cuss you!

Crudy: Enough of the redundant swears.

Dandy: You just wanted to throw people? Our dear friends?

Broody: Don’t get all sappy on me!

Crudy: Aaaanyway, yeah. It was fun. A lot of fun. No wonder everyone wants a birthday party. We’ll have to get creative with—

Dandy: Oh it’s awful.

Crudy: We start melting. We try not to, but we have completely puddled before. All of us except—

Broody: Me! That’s right. I’m the cussing hero here!

Randy: Oh what amazing humility.

Broody: Humility nothing! I’ve kept this place from completely collapsing while your sad tails were a mess on the floor with the rest of the flood.

Dandy: Thank you for saving us Broody.

Broody: A—well yeah. I mean of course! I can’t let you clowns get washed away so easily! We have cussing things to do! You have to get Crudy to confess to the angel. Randy has his projects. We’re on a damn quest! We don’t have time to die!

Randy: Very considerate of you.

Broody: You—wait, what?

Randy: A compliment. Keep it up.

Broody: I…will. Yeah. Cuss yeah I will.

Crudy: Mr. Hero. Saving the day.

Broody: Of course you’re the snarky one!

Crudy: Forever. It’s our love language.

Broody: Tsk.

Part 1 - Crudy

Randy: Reading in the same room as Felix. Working on a project with Boris or talking about it with Holly. Listening to her talk about magic is also interesting.

Broody: Cussing with Cuphead of course! He’s fun to mess with.

Dandy: Oh I love spending time with everyone! I’m happy to be with any of them. Games with Boris and Mugman. Projects with Holly, Felix, or Boris. Pranks with Cuphead and Mugman. Talking with Alice and of course dancing! They’re all the best!

Crudy: I could do more with Alice.

Dandy: Crudy.

Crudy: No! Look! I just miss her!

Dandy: Awwww. Okay, I misjudged then.

Crudy: I mean she’s hot too. But really! It’s her jokes and her laugh and her determination. Her smile, her cleverness and her mischief.

Randy: Stars here we go again.

Crudy: So yeah, anyway! Training with the Cupbros and listening to Felix’s stories. Those are mine. And of course going along with Boris just to get his tail wagging.

Randy: Smooth.

Dandy: Don’t tease him. It’s cute.

Crudy: We’re not cute!!