#crossover magic

Steve's on an off-world team with three people who are infinitely smarter than him--a marine tech, a whosawhatsit engineer, and a xenobiologist with a bad attitude and a lamentable inability to keep it in his pants.

He doesn’t know if whatever he’s doing here means anything, or is worth the high likelihood of getting all his good years sucked out of him by space vampires, but, honestly, there was never going to be any normal for him, anyway.

or -

That time Steve accidentally gets knocked up by Billy... IN SPACE!

Consider:

--Crowley using one of those baby carrier things where you like wear them in front

--baby Loki stealing both of his dads’ glasses

--Aziraphale reading to Loki at various ages

--Crowley stops yelling at his plants when Aziraphale tells him it scares the baby. Now he whisper-yells and its kind of hilarious

--The Ineffable Husbands having a fight over how to install the carseat, a la every couple I’ve ever met. Actually you don’t even have to be a couple, if two people are involved in the process it will result in a fight. It’s just science.

--The Bentley with a ‘Baby on Board’ sticker in the back window.

--Loki using his magic to make Aziraphale’s customers think the bookshop is haunted.

--Loki gets driving lessons from Crowley ‘First rule: No music plays but Queen. Second rule: you own the road, fuck everyone else. Don’t tell your dad I said that last bit.’

--Teenage Loki sneaks a copy of Fifty Shades of Gray into Dad Aziraphale’s bookshop as a joke. 

🎉 Portkey Shuffle Sign-Ups Are Open! 🎉

Hold on tight — your next crossover adventure is just a Portkey away! 🌀

The Wizarding Crossover Connection (WCC) is thrilled to announce Portkey Shuffle— our newest, most unpredictable writing event yet! This event will take the place of our beloved Cast the Dice event, and we can’t wait for you to join the fun! Ready to take the leap into the unknown and craft amazing Harry Potter crossovers? Here’s your chance!

📝 Event Details 🗓️ Event Duration: 24 weeks (13 rounds) 📅 New Draws: Every 2 weeks 📝 Final Works Due: November 9, 2025 📖 Goal: Write 13 unique Harry Potter crossover fics

🔮 How It Works: Every two weeks, you’ll receive 5 random "Portkeys" — writing prompts that will shape your story:

Fandom: A crossover fandom suggestion (but you can choose your own!)

Character + Dynamic: A specific HP character with a relationship dynamic — you choose their crossover partner!

Trope: A classic fanfic favorite (Enemies to Lovers, Found Family, etc.)

Genre: Fluff, Angst, Mystery, Humor — you decide how it plays out!

Wild Card: A bonus element (a setting, object, line of dialogue — anything goes!)

You’ll write one fic per round, using at least 3 of the 5 Portkeys. All works must be Harry Potter crossovers and posted to the Portkey Shuffle Ao3 collection.

⚡ Optional Challenge: Feeling daring? Opt into Portkey Perils for an extra twist — and the chance to earn even more accolades!

🏆 Earn Accolades! While this isn’t a competition, you can collect special accolades for your participation:

🏅 Portkey Explorer: Completed all 13 rounds

🌌 Multiverse Maven: Used the most different crossover fandoms

🎭 Trope Master: Skillfully used a wide variety of tropes

🎲 Peril Champion: Took on the most Portkey Perils

…and so many more!

💬 Platforms: We’ll be chatting and posting draws on Discord — don’t miss out on the fun!

📜 Ready to Join the Adventure? Sign up now and let the Portkeys decide your fate! 🌪️ Fill out the sign-up form here!

Got questions? Reach out to admin via our email [email protected] with the subject #PortkeyShuffle!

🪄 Wizarding Crossover Bingo: New Stories Await! 🌟

What happens when Harry Potter meets other worlds? This week’s crossover fics explore magic in new dimensions, bringing together characters and settings in unexpected ways. Whether you love epic team-ups or reality-bending adventures, these stories are sure to enchant!

 I think that Regina took on all of that Green Fairy magic and is now going to be more powerful than either Gold or Cora.

Also...

...when Emma touches her, their combined magic will solve world hunger, stop Imperialism and ensure that Queer representation becomes #1 on the agendas of all television producers, writers and actors.