#crockerdad

Do you think crockerdad calls Roxy Roxanne? Cause I do

what if Dadbert is actually John's bro and the Lalondes are the only ones who have genetically 'correct' familial relationship bc Grandpa Harley and Nanna are like the same age and all plus he likes the BLUE ladies hmmm Jake r u gettin that crocker butt is that what you're doin?? Like this is my headcanon now (first one i thought up myself so proud even though someone else probably did it first idk) and also Hussie likes to keep everything contained and neat so maybe that's it bc yeah it might be incest with John and Jade makin the baby Crokerdad but it's totes possible with Jane and Jake cause they ain't no ones baby but they own