me, an uncultured swine
POKEMON, I CHOOSE YOU: NATHANIEL HAN. ( @crnate )
peter was distraught. the boy prided himself on being on top of trends. he believed there was everything to know as a young teenager living in the 21st century. but, it seemed that wasnāt the case.
he realized such epiphany the night where he laid on his ruckus bedroom. whilst his roommates were fighting about a stolen pillow, his eyes were glued to the screen. his thumb slid to see the ever-going hooter where people were eager to share their lives. but, there was a pinnacle moment where peterās vocabulary seemed to be lacking. the ever so broad space within his mind seemed to have shrunk. after all, in bold words, there was a word that outshone the rest. Ā the word āYEETā. he squinted as his nose crashed against the screen, a trail of fog left behind from the heated breathing. the gryffindor seemed unable to decipher the meaning behind it. the definition was bouncing up and down and he seemed to missed catching it.
so, the boy recurred to the most intelligent person he knows.
peter is sitting in front of the older ravenclaw, fingers dancing on the surface of the glass. the condensation accumulating on the tips. ā nate, iām so devastated. i discovered last night that iām not on top of the game and my pea-brained housemates are. ā he huffed, a deliberate long sigh fleeted his lips. the rosy tiers pressed against each other to depict his solemn spirit.
ā i realized i donāt know the meaning of the word āYEET.ā i heard it was really popular use, but? it canāt be popular if iām not using it so. please enlighten me with your three brain cells. ā the younger jested as his last words adhered with a glue called playfulness. he has a grin plastered now with a glimpse of his snaggletooth. Ā












