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DM: Alright guys, today's session will be a bit of a short one.

Party: *stucks in a puzzle to cross a river for 3 hours straight which was originally made to last around 10 minutes to solve*

Rogue: *finally completes the puzzle after successing a few acrobatics rolls*

The rest of the party: *tries to do the same but fails every single acrobatics roll*

Rogue: *accidentally falls into the river while trying to help her party members to complete the puzzle*

Silver Critical Failure Fuck D20

RIP Eldwin, the shittiest elf.

The rogue and the lawful good cleric went into an exotic companion shop. The only reason cleric went in was to keep an eye on the rogue. While they were looking around, a smol black cat climbed on his shoe. Cleric loved it so much but unfortunately, it had hell of a fancy price. At that moment he saw the smirk on the rogue's face.

Rogue: Wanna steal it? I could distract the shopkeeper for you.

Cleric: This IS WRONG.

Cat: *mlem*

Cleric: Oh no...

DM: Wisdom Save, please.

Cleric: Uuuhhhh... *rolls a big NAT 1*

DM: You decided that stealing the cat actually might not be a bad idea.

Cleric: OH GOD.

After stealing the cat, he was immediately cursed by his deity. For an entire week he forgot very basic actions like how to chew, swallow, blink, grab things, etc. for short period of times.