#cringewrites

And in this brief interaction with “Jerry”, even though his survival instinct scream to have him run, hide, and fight once again, he looses that too.

He follows “Jerry” because it’s the last chance for normalcy (whatever “normalcy” looks like to Jack). This chance is the one thing he hasn’t lost just yet, and he takes it despite the dangers that could come.

And if Jerry turned out to be replaced, at least the last thing Jack would’ve seen was a familiar face. The same face that helped him through the war day one.

Sure zappyy, sounds like fun! 

Whitty x Resting bitch face! Non binary! reader 

Tw: Cursing (lowkey just saying this bc of the title-) 

- Honestly, he gets it

- The only difference is that his resting bitch face actually shows his mood and his attitude towards people 24/7

- You were so??? The opposite??? Not to mention your humor is SO broken

- Now, people's reactions to your "I wanna kill you" resting face was understandable at first to whitty, but at one point it just got annoying.

- The way people would react to you "glaring" at them when in fact you were simply glancing at them, you might've even liked their outfit.

- One time a person even had the balls to come up to you and ask what your problem was.

- Meanwhile you just liked their necklace, but your resting face may have made them thing otherwise, and you explained as such.

- The person was embarrassed and flustered, apologizing for their assumption, and while you were unbothered, Whitty was pissed.

- Your such a good person and they think they have the right to come up to you and even SPEAK to you any type of way?

- Despite your protests, Whitty really let the person have it, embarrassing them even further.

- Overall, Whitty is confused at it at first and even annoyed with it most of the time, just because of the trouble it can get you into.

Pls I had too much fun with this one! Also this is my first ever fem reader request and I’m lowkey excited

Saitama x femme! Pranking! Reader

Category: SFW

TW: None

Key:

Y/N= Your name

L/N=Last name

Bold= Saitama is talking

Italics= You are talking

A/N: One of my little headcannons for saitama x fem reader is that he likes to poke your chest to get your attention! He also pokes your face too!

“Saitama can you crack my back for me?” You asked. “No, do it yourself.” Saitama spoke, slurping his noodles. “Pleaseeeee? If you don’t, I’ll get Genos to do it!“ “Ugh fine, come here.” You quickly got up and sat on the floor, in front of the chair Saitama was sitting in. He gently cracked your back, and you chomped on the pasta in your mouth and slumped forward.

“Y/N?” You didn’t say anything, still trying to not laugh. “Y/N, stop this isn’t funny.” He picked you up and turned you around, poking your face. You said nothing back. Saitama then poked your chest repeatedly. ”Y/N L/N.” When you still said nothing, he quickly placed you into the chair and grabbed his phone off the table, dialing emergency service- “WAIT SAITAMA! IT WAS A PRANK HAHAHAHA“ “I knew it!” “I GOT YOU GOOOODDD” “See this is why I don’t like you Y/N”

You were laughing your head off and Saitama with a blushed face was stomping into your shared bedroom. You continued to laugh as your followed him. “Awww you were worried about me!” “Shut up Y/N L/N!” “You know you love me!” “No I don’t!”

Honestly I feel like saitama would be into that sort of thing-

A/N: So I didn’t realize until after I finished this you asked for headcannons- I’m so sorry- 

Saitama x gender neutral reader 

Category: NSFW 

Quick imagine

 !SMUT SMUT SMUT AHEAD!

“Look at you. Getting fucked like the little slut you are.” Saitama said, laughing. You tried to turn away from the mirror showing you getting pounded, but Saitama used his hand to force you to watch. A breathy groan escaped your lips. You had to admit, you looked hot. Saitama had  you on your stomach, facing the mirror. You looked a mess, your tounge  rolling out of your mouth and saliva dribbling down your chin. You groaned as Saitama picked up the pace, watching his face in the mirror as he destroyed you. ”Aw, you look so cute when you look at me like that.” ”S... Saitama... S-S slow down-“ Saitama laughed, and you felt chills run up your spine. ”Your not gonna last long if you can’t even take this.” 

Since anxiety didn't specify I'll just do headcanons

Pico x genderneutral! Reader! Fluff

Headcannons!

TW: mentions of guns, cursing

-Although Pico's a hesitant cuddlier, he LOVES them

-Poor bby just doesn't want to open up and be seen as "weak"

"Bae, I loves you and all that but come on, get off me. That's some girly shi, I'm whole dude. H... Hey! That doesn't mean you move away!"

-As you can see, his logic doesn't make sense.

-He now keeps his gun close to protect you, not just himself

-He always insists that he walks on the side of sidewalk closer to the street.

One time you feel out of bed while asleep and screamed because of the sudden pain. He grabbed his gun from a drawer, half asleep, and tried to yell "What's wrong" but instead said:

-"Whaaz dong?"

-You never let him live that down

-If you two want kids he wants one named after you and one after him

-If you two ever get married he takes your last name

-He secretly wants to wear a dress but refuses to tell you in fear of getting ridiculed

-He does eventually wear one

Poster of them think you hope you have a good day/night

Hey hey! been a while since i’ve gotten a request! Maybe this will quirk back my interest in writing! So sorry if I got this wrong mushroom, but by “them” I thought you meant reader.

A/N: Okay so sorry for the inconvenience asker but for rn only Pico is here. I was gonna finsh the entirety of the ask, but I haven’t posted since like September or something like that. So I most definitely need to post something- So yes i’m posting the ask not completely finshed, sorry again asker! HOWEVER once I finish the other two characters I will add it to this post! Sorry again asker, but i hope you enjoy nonetheless! This note will be gone once both characters are finished and added!

Pico, Whitty, and Garcello seeing a missing poster of GN Reader

Tw: Cursing, mentions of crying and yelling, mentions of not taking care of oneself (not eating, sleeping) KEY: Bold= x reader Character (Pico, Garcello, and Whitty) Italics= Outside characters Y/N= Your name A/N= Author note/final thoughts

Pico

Sure thing anon!

 Pico x gender neutral reader

Category: NSFW

Quick headcannons!

 !SMUT SMUT SMUT!

- Hard and rough sex is his style

 - Since degradation is your trigger, he attempts to be lovey dovey when doing it 

- Key word “attempt“

 - “You look... Y...You look- fuck okay look you look hot!”

- Most of the time sex with him is pretty rough and fast, but sometimes he does go slower with deep, slow thrusts, whispering sweet nothings in your ear

 -”You know I love you, right?“

 - When getting it on with Pico, there is about a 90% chance something is gonna break.

 - “F... Fuck- you feel so good around my- oh. Shit, we broke the headboard again.“ “What do you mean we?? YOU broke it.“ “Oh well EXCUSE me-“

 - Pico seems like the type to not like protection-

 - “Pico! Wait a minute, put on the condom fir-“ “Fuck the condom!“ (Always wear protection kids) 

- This is honestly just because he likes cumming in you

- Pico‘s most important thing doing the devils tango with you is having you cum at least 2 times on his face 

-Yes, his head game is FIRE 🔥 

- Don’t even attempt getting up, he’ll just push you down, making you grind against his face 

- And he fully expects you to pay the favor once he’s done eating you out 

- “Come on, get on your knees like a good pet and suck my dick, I mean, it’s only right...”

 - When yall actually gets to the juicy part? Good luck... 

- His favorite position is cowgirl, but he loves to make it clear that just because your on top doesn’t mean your in charge,  lifting you by your thighs then slamming you back down into his cock.

 - Overall, sex with Pico means your walking privileges are gone-

something like the reader was doodling in detention and julius looked over their shoulder and complimented it and reader drew him a cute little bomb head and BOOM bestfriends and eventually lovers >:D

feel free to change anything!

Julius x gender neutral! reader

Best friends! to lovers! Warnings: Cursing

Key:

Bold: Julius is talking

Italics: Y/N is talking

Y/N’s POV:

I entered the detetion classroom. As I suspected. The room has 3 students. Tina, probably in for picking a fight, gumball, for gods who knows what, and Julius. Hm. Julius. He’s probably in here for bad mouthing a teacher or something like that. He was always the “bad kid” although I found him rather… interesting. The principal, whatever his name is, clears his throat. “Take a seat next to Julius, Y/N.“ I look towards Julius’ direction, and we lock eyes. I wonder what’s he thinking. I sit next to the empty desk next to him. He was still staring at me? I look back at him with a “what?” look on my face. He looks away quickly. Weird.

“Okay students! You know the drill. Do some school work, read a book, or just sit there. THIS IS DETENTION, NOT HANG OUT WITH YOUR FRIENDS. I want ZERO talking!” “He is litterally the only one talking.“ I mutter under my breath, and I hear a snicker. I turn, it was Julius! I smile. Maybe he isn’t too bad.

“Y/N! JULIUS! I SAID NO TALKING!” “Yeah yeah, we heard you old man, why don’t you worry about that big ass bald spot on your head?” I couldn’t help but laugh. Gumball and Tina snickered. The principal looked like he was about to cry. “I-I need to use the restroom! I will be right back! NO GOOFING-“ “Just go to the bathroom to go cry you whiny baby!” Everybody laughed that time. The principal stormed out. Julius turned towards me.

“So, what are you in here for?” “Psh, you say that as if this is prison.” “Might as well be being stuck with THAT guy,” I laugh. “Well, I’m in here for the usual: putting elephant toothpaste in the water fountain.” “Haha, awesome! Say, after this, why don’t me and you go out for something to eat, yeah?” “What, as a date?” Julius‘ head looked like it was about to explode from how hot it got. “NO IDIOT! As associates!!! I would NEVER get with somebody like you-“ I interrupt him. “Lol sure dude. Yeah I’ll come-“ The principal slammed the door open.

“I’m BACK! and surprisingly you didn’t burn down the place!” “Is that a challenge?” “NO! And I suggest you shut your smart mouth Julius, before you get in some REAL trouble!” Ohhh he really shouldn’t have said that. Julius gritted his teeth. “Hey Y/N, why don’t we leave now?” Julius got out from his seat and motioned his hand towards the door. “YOU ARE NOT GOING ANY-“

After Julius did some… not-so-nice things to the principal, me and him went out for some good-ol ice cream! Which we didn’t pay for and ended up having to run from the ice cream guy because we both conveniently didn’t have any money. That detention was the day me and Julius became best friends! And we went from best friends to… well, you can guess.