cringecultist replied to your post: I just realized that one day I might be a middle...
i love the way you say this like you’re just gonna animorph into it
I either turn into a corpse or turn into a middle aged white woman.
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cringecultist replied to your post: I just realized that one day I might be a middle...
i love the way you say this like you’re just gonna animorph into it
I either turn into a corpse or turn into a middle aged white woman.

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cringecultist replied to your post:
if it puts things into perspective for you, mutants and superheroes aren’t a thing where i live, but i give people on here the benefit of the doubt anyways
“i’m a thousand year old entity with the ability to warp space/time also i got antlers for some reason”
cringecultist replied to your post: whatever ok fine i was making one of those...
never thought i’d see the words “newfangled” and “porn” pushed together
back in my day we got our porn from magazines with sticky and stuck together pages that were shoved under our mattresses
having a spank bank blog is absolutely newfangled
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different vampires have different needs/things that effect them? i know someone who can even go out into the sun
Oh, I didn’t know that. That’s interesting.
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DO YOU HAVE KIDS FOLLOWING YOU OR SOMETHING?
no but i’m technically a guvment worker and we all pretend not to love trees even though everyone knows we love trees

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cringecultist replied to your post:
i spent a really long time on here pretending to not be a vampire and then i started just admitting i’m a vampire like a couple of months back because it’s easier
i think that’s usually anyone with a secret here cause eventually you reach a kind of breaking point where ya can’t keep it to yourself anymore cause there’s too many signs already pointin to the truth/the eventually wear stress takes on you from lyin all the time which makes sense cause nobody can hold a secret for forever except like, murderers or people who’d prefer to take it to the grave with em.
cringecultist replied to your post: so how do you uh tell your kid that youre the...
man i’ve seen enough posts from you to know you need to talk to a therapist
im not disagreeing but its kind of hard to tell most therapists half the shit ive been through
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