Step 3: Prophet.

I’m SORRY I was at the OUTLET MALL and didn’t know there was a DEMON RABBIT coming to beat the shit out of some random guy from the INTERNET.

Where were you, Celia, when the rabbits attacked.

At the Nordstrom Rack :-(

Undefeated in wizard duels thanks to my devastating countermagic where I close the distance and punch them in the chest 14 times while they try to read a paragraph from a book the size of briefcase. This sorcery shit is easy as hell.

[image description: pink and white flowers grow over a wooden framework that covers a walkway. The walkway, and the floral canopy, stretches into the distance and then curves away. end description.]

[Image description: Art featuring a bunny who has blown up their cheeks with air, making their face look puffy. Their arms are out stretched towards stars in the background. They say, “I am going to touch the stars.” /end image description]

i’m going to give raccoons the gift of fire and then teach them ceramics and they will make little bowls with their little hands

Ayyyy I'm from New York City and all my food's gotta be easy peezy to eat cuz I'm just so BUSY I gotta GO I don't care about things like flavor or texture experiences and I like my pizza crust to be the consistency of soggy cardboard ayyyy