#crewmas

“WHAT do we do under mistletoe?” Raven asked.

“It’s called Mistlefoe, Raven.”

“And this is why we’re having the talk.” 

“Mistlefoe?” asked Tommy, tilting his head as his tail snagged some tinsel.

“SOMEONE’S HALL IS GETTING DECKED!” Theodore rushed in with a pillow.

“I gotcha, Theodore SHERLOCK.” Raven grabbed him by the coat. 

Wheeler groaned. “What the FUCK is his problem? And WHY was I dragged from bed for THIS?”

“Cause we got tricked with going to a party in order to hear a lecture that applies to Frances and Theo only.”

Gary looked over. “They made cookies!”

“I really can’t stay…”

“...Oh god, not this song on blast.”

“I got to go away…”

“But baby, this song sucks ass-”

“This evening has been so very nice…”

“Check your drink, for bubbles, and sinking ice-”

“My mother will start to worry…”

“Leave the kid, he ain’t worth it-”

“My father will be there at the door…”

“You will be buried under the floor-”

“So really, I better scurry…”

“Yell if your eyes get blurry-”

“Well maybe just a half-a drink more…”