WE just got some new neighbors. Okay. That's cool. You know, I don't hate people all the time. But.... he introduces himself by staring at my roommates through their bedroom window... ummmm. I'm sorry Mr. Hispanic Man, that is not how we greet people here in the United States. (Creepy)! Now. He is moving in fully... with his wife.... his little children.... and.... his demon spawn devil dogs. Who have been barking.... nonstop... since about 3pm. They are currently yodeling above me and I refuse to believe that these creepy, asshole neighbors do not hear them. BECAUSE I FREAKING HEAR THEM!!! Soo. You see a bunch of audio files that were posted one after the other... and I'm going to warn you not to listen to them! I found the most obnoxious songs I could think of... in Heavy Metal Versions and will be retaliating by blasting them through my ceiling. They think their demon dogs are loud??? WAIT TIL THEY HEAR THE WONDERFUL RENDITION OF CALL ME MAYBE... IN SCREAMO!!!! SCREAMOOOO!!!!!!!!

And if that does not work... I will simply keep the peace by making them a nice plate of cookies. Yes. Cookies. Vegan cookies to be exact. Made from the most organic stuff on earth,,,, with a little.... Well no... a lot of help from my wee rabbit friends.Yes. Rabbit "Chocolate Chip Vegan Cookies" for the neighbors.... They will love them.