#creative choice

Welcome to the Hermitcraft Recap! My name is Joe Hills, our writer is Joe Hills, and we already have a Scar-made chest monster in front of my bedroom door.

For those unaware: we are currently two-thousand and twenty-two years after the Final Update, everyone we know and love are dead, and I think someone set the kitchen on fire, judging from how loudly people are yelling.

And with that out of the way, let’s take a look at all the events and mishaps that occurred in Hermiton’s general area this week.

Let’s start with GoodTimesWithScar! Scar landed rather awkwardly on a flight of stairs today and got stuck. Fortunately, Jellie was very much not stuck, due to being a cat, and was able to fetch help after receiving some well-deserved scritches. She works hard, that cat.

And so does ZombieCleo! Cleo’s been run off her feet trying to get us all under control, despite the oxymoron. Still, we appreciate the effort, Cleo! You’re doing your best.

And hey, at least she’s contributing to the group, unlike BdoubleO100, who forgot that ovens need to be turned off. Ah, cultural disconnect. Fun!

And he blamed it on Doc, too, which is kind of rude.

Speaking of Doc,

Why are you sending me this?

Howdy Cleo! Didn’t realize you were reading along.

I keep getting notifications, it’s very distracting.

Oh, sorry! I’m still getting used to these Google Docs things.

What’s wrong with keeping notes on your comm like a normal person?

I decided it would be better to be able to connect with Humans and Human culture if we learn to use the tools they do!

Joe, Lisa just had to talk Zedaph out of putting foil in the microwave.

I never said we had to use them for their intended purpose.

Why are you like this?

And why are you sending this to me?

Well, it’s a recap, and all recaps need a zombie-player hybrid involved! It’s tradition!

Tradition is peer pressure from dead people.

Zombies are dead people.

You’ll be a dead people if you keep this up.

Do you need me for something? We can brainstorm later, if you’d prefer.

Yeah, can you go dig out a room for the Humans?

Oh, I’d love to! Uh, one problem…

What is it?

The bit about the chest monster at the start wasn’t actually a joke.

I’m stuck.

Do you need rescuing?

Yes please.

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Okay, real answer:

Rainbow Forest Gang: Cleo, Joe, Grian, Pearl, Wels, Bdubs, Impulse, Doc, Gem, and Scar with Humans Darren, Noah, Grace, Alice and Lisa kinda involved/hanging around

Antarctic Gang (who are actually in Hobart but dw abt it): Stress, Tango, and False, with Alex hanging around and Jared is maybe tangentially connected there.