I’ve posted here before about how much I hate working retail, and I’m an avid supporter of Universal Basic Income – but my country doesn’t offer that!
As a surprise to probably most of you, but possibly not all of you, I’m poor! I have no home of my own, no college degree, monthly bills, medical debt, and I’m unable to work retail jobs for longer than a year because some customers treat retail workers like garbage, so I always spiral into depression after a few months of being told how stupid and useless and terrible I am! So I’m offering a few different services to make money. And I’ll be claiming it all as Income when I Pay Taxes on it – that’s how legitimate and non-prostitution these methods are:
Peer-Editing Written Assignments, Any Subject*
I’ll fix grammar mistakes, unnecessary repetition, check your sources (if you have any) and also fix spelling if it is needed, since not every writing program includes a function to check spelling. The only language I can read properly is English, so unfortunately I can’t offer this to anyone writing in a different language. I can only take on so many assignments each week to reliably return them before their due dates, so when you contact me at [email protected] make sure the subject line of your email says “ Peer-Edit Request “ so that I can respond quickly to let you know if I can edit your paper, or if you will have to find someone else.
I accept .doc, .docx and .txt files and will return your edited assignment as either a .docx or .txt file as you request it. I understand that not everyone has access to pay-to-use programs like Microsoft Office; if the only service you need is transforming your .txt file into a .docx file, please include the term “ File Change Only “ in the subject line of your email so that I can help you quickly – requesting only this service has no fee, as there are several free options online, but my method is guaranteed to have no viruses, ads or email schemes, and I can actually go through the transformed document to make sure your content was reformatted properly before I return it to you (i.e. the spacing of your document is not suddenly doubled, or the font has gone crazy).
If you try to send me a .rar or a .zip file I will be extremely suspicious and I will not open it. I will not return your edited paper until your payment is secured in my account. If your paper contains overly offensive content (i.e. the defense or support of racism/racists or terrorism/terrorists), I will not edit your paper at all, so any payment you made will be returned.
*Not math. I’m terrible at math. For the love of all that is good in this world and for the sake of your own grades, do not send me your math.
For Fiction/Creative Writing:
$5 for the base fee at one page, $1 for every additional page (a five-page paper would cost $9). These assignments don’t generally involve checking sources, and might be fun to read, so they get a smaller base fee.
If you are writing a full-length book/novel that you will be publishing, I am not that kind of editor; please look up professional editors for your professional book.
For Papers with Works-Cited/Bibliography Pages (Research Writing):
$10 for the base fee at one page, $1 for every additional page. Papers that are twenty (20) pages or longer, not including works-cited/bibliography, will cost $2 for every additional page (a nineteen-page paper would cost $28, but a twenty-page paper would cost $48).
I love to draw! And its always nice to get feedback from others on what I’ve drawn and how I can improve.
My Patreon is new, so while I’m starting out I’ll be doing mostly fandom-related content; canon characters from video games like Harvest moon (left) and AU designs of characters like Harry Potter (right) are just the tip of the iceberg!
These examples are two pencil sketches that I took quick phone-pictures of. I also do digital art, and will take requests from certain tiers. For certain higher tiers I will post art that is sexual, or at least “mature,” along with additional perks; there will be sfw versions of these tiers for people who cannot or do not want to see sexual pictures, but do want access to the additional perks. (i.e. for [tier] I will allow access to mature content and links to a monthly livestream where I may be asked to draw mature media, so in its partner tier [tier] I will allow access to a separate livestream that will only feature sfw media.
My Patreon will have a full list of what I will or will not draw, but here I will specifically mention that I will not be drawing any of the MCU. From what I have seen, people who request MCU “characters” are actually wanting artists to draw the actor in their movie costume, so when the artist draws the Marvel character in their art style, instead of the photo-realistic portrait of a real person like the requester actually wanted, the requester complains and may write bad reviews. If I get bad reviews, I want them to be about something I actually did wrong, so I will be staying away from live-action-only fandoms. I do love Marvel (and DC!), though, so I hope I’ll be able to change this part of my policy in the future.
I’m not entirely sure how to file donations in my taxes! But I’m sure I can figure it out. I have a PayPal, Venmo (@Cre8iveWarmth) and a Ko-fi, so if you’d like to make a one-time donation then please do! Some of my artwork will also be on Ko-fi, but most of my pieces will be Patreon-exclusive due to the nature of my content.
Selling Pictures of My Feet
Absolutely! Who here is surprised?
For $10 per foot I’ll provide non-sexual photos (no genitals or roleplay discussions), and for custom rates I’ll provide custom photos, such as prop use or costuming! Bundles and price-deals can be negotiated privately.
Honest inquiries only; please send your requests to [email protected] with the subject line “Photograph Request”.
I’ll confirm reception of payment in my account before sending the picture(s). I’ll never photograph my face or living area. Payments can be processed through either PayPal or Venmo.