She can't find her keys
Omg, what an event. I wish I could say it was the first time she's done something like this. She destroyed everything looking for her keys swore up and down that she put them some where. I would show the photos that I made of her mess but it's made me sad thinking that it's going to take her at least a year to actually clean up the mess that she did to the house. My daughter got up scared that she did something wrong and just crawled into bed and cuddled with me trying to escape mom. I got up to help her and even got her. Her spare keys (that I keep locked up in my car for safe keeping because this isn't the first time). But my wife is such a degenrat that she left her car on empty and well needed the credit card that wasn't in her wallet!?. So why do you even have a wallet!? Well I kept saying Bet it is in the closet that you just tossed because you were just destroying things because you wanted to destroy and upset every one. So I reached in and started shaking her clothing and behold the second article of clothing. Jingles with keys. Now in a smug way I told her now you can say thank you and that your sorry. Why do I have to deal with this.
