Percy : *reading the news* the government just banned the 5th month of the year.
Annabeth : really?
Percy : yeah! Everyone is so dismayed!!
Annabeth :
Annabeth : did you just-
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Percy : *reading the news* the government just banned the 5th month of the year.
Annabeth : really?
Percy : yeah! Everyone is so dismayed!!
Annabeth :
Annabeth : did you just-

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Annabeth : hey seaweed brain, did you know the sentence " Are you as bored as I am" if said backward still makes sense?
Percy : but doesn't it become "ma I sa derob sa uoy erA"?
Annabeth :
Annabeth : how did you even manage to say that-
*percy and annabeth ordering steak on new year's Eve*
Waitress : how would you like you like your steak sir?
Percy : *looking at annabeth* like winning an argument with my girlfriend
Waitress : Rare it is!
Annabeth :
Piper : hey annabeth do you know who are the fastest readers
Annabeth : well-
Percy : the 9/11 victims! They went through 89 storeys in 7 seconds!!
Annabeth :
Piper :
Annabeth : wtf percy-
Percy : with what will the ocean split in half?
Annabeth : I swear if it's one of your stupid puns-
Percy : with a sea-saw
Annabeth :
Annabeth : Aaaaaaaaaagh!!! When the heck will you STOP!!!!!

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Spooky pun #4
Why was all the food gone at the monster's Halloween party? Everyone was a'goblin