Sep 30, 2021
Road-Rash Randy’s makeover
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Road-Rash Randy’s makeover
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It’s time for more crapfting! I emptied out that super touristy hockey goalie shaped bottle of maple syrup I got in Niagara last year and decided to doom it to the same fate as the super touristy maple shaped leaf bottle of maple syrup I got in Niagara the previous year.
So basically:
- Take empty maple syrup hockey man.
- Fill with magic glitter mix. PARTY.
- Screw on lid.
- Cover lid with three different squares of leftover fabric w/ pinked edges (even though you can barely see the bottom two fabrics), arranged at angles to each other. Make sure to combine annoying rainbow colors and plaid for a confusing combination of rustic and PARTY.
- Tie down with scrap rainbow metallic embroidery floss + twine left over from terrarium kits. Gotta emphasize the unnecessary combination of rustic and PARTY.
- Tie stringers into a bow.
- String wooden beads (Rustic!) onto each stringer of metallic embroidery floss and knot floss until beads are secure.
- Marvel at the terrible Pinteresty thing you just made.
The crapft project is complete. I think it's sufficiently douchey. And I guess if I want something a little less douchey, I can cut the cord off and have a plain maple leaf bottle filled with glitter sitting awkwardly on my shelf, bemoaning its Pinterest-esque fate.
You know it's going to be a good time when the glitter comes out.