Halt: *lies injured on the ground*
Crowley, crouching next to him: Halt, are you alright?
Halt, weakly: You're still here? Get back where you came from
Crowley, standing up, looking at the others: It's good! He still has his sense of humour!

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Halt: *lies injured on the ground*
Crowley, crouching next to him: Halt, are you alright?
Halt, weakly: You're still here? Get back where you came from
Crowley, standing up, looking at the others: It's good! He still has his sense of humour!

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Crowley, waking up after being knocked out by Thorgan: Where am I?
Halt, sarcastically: Heaven
Crowley: Ohhh...
Crowley:
Crowley: Didn't think you'd be here
Halt: Dear, come over.
Crowley: I can't. I'm having an existential crisis.
Halt: No one is home.
Crowley: Are any of us ever really truly home?
Crowley: Pillow fight!!
Halt: That's childish.
Crowley: *throws pillow and hits halt in face*
Halt: STAND UP YOU COWARD, YOU'RE ABOUT TO FIND OUT IF GOD IS REAL!
Headcannon
This is not the (heartbreaking?) post yet. I thought about this this afternoon and even though it's shit hc, I was told by two of you to post it. So, here I go.
I have new hc
So Halt is super ticklish as once Crowley (accidentally?) discovered. So, basically, every time there's elder council on ranger gatherings Halt keeps his mouth shut (more or less). Because Crowley once told him that if he'll ever make a scene or will be unnecessarily sarcastic and childish, he's gonna tickle him before the council and his two apprentices. Halt, afraid of losing dignity, tries to keep his remarks to himself. But of course he can find a way around.
Just imagine Crowley's warning look when Halt insults someone on the council.
In addition by @feelingmeechy: "Like it’s probably something that started fairly recently and so everyone’s confused as to why Halt’s suddenly listening to authority"

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Crowley: Hey, Pauline! We've finally arrived with Halt. We've brought-
Pauline, deadpan: A lot of sexual tension.