#cralt?

Crowley, crouching next to him: Halt, are you alright?

Halt, weakly: You're still here? Get back where you came from

Halt, sarcastically: Heaven

Crowley: Ohhh...

Crowley:

You know those funny, colourful sticky notes that you can use to mark passages in a book or sort notes with?

Crowley has loads of them. In every damn colour there is, because at first he collected all shades of green, but then it was one Christmas, another, a birthday, and one by one everyone gave him a set of coloured sticky notes as a gift - the pride collection, at least three variants - and all in all he has such a collection now that he can use them for anything.

And so he does. He gives these cards literally everywhere. Notes on the computer? Haha. Nope. Crowley has several binders, notebooks, books, big notebooks and lots of loose sheets of paper. And post-it notes, post-it notes everywhere, coloured and in all sorts of shapes, plain ones and shiny ones and ones where you can write something on them.

Sometimes he writes random things on them, like 'out with it', 'interesting', 'ask Halt what the hell was going on here,' or 'important'. Important to whom, what, why, for what? Who cares! NOTES

Duncan, who has everything sorted by folder, without a trace of typos or unnecessarily italicised font, is driven mad by this. Crowley has his notecards, scribbling in the margins, underlining everything and using coloured markers wherever he can.

Pauline adheres to colour palettes in her notes. Crowley spreads a chaos that only he knows how to navigate.

And the kids buy him another cool set of cute, fun and colourful cards for various occasions.

Halt threatens that any note he gets on a card stuck to the fridge instead of a text message - like normal people, FFS Crowley - will be ritually burnt on the balcony.

Gilan: Maybe you should try while cuddling with Crowley

Halt: What did you say?

Gilan: Um, nothing

Horace: No, no, don’t do this

Halt:

Halt:

Halt: Sounds scary but go on

Crowley, waiting for that with a three hours of lecture prepared, clearly that hyperfixated on Halt: Oh yes I would very much like to elaborate

Halt: And that sounds like a threat already

Crowley: Please be seated

Halt: