craig and pete r basically just. '[dick joke]' '[dick joke]' '[insult]' '[arguing or agreeing with said insult]' '[making fun of colleagues]' '[agreement]' '[declaration of love]' '[reciprocated remark, followed by loving insult]'
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craig and pete r basically just. '[dick joke]' '[dick joke]' '[insult]' '[arguing or agreeing with said insult]' '[making fun of colleagues]' '[agreement]' '[declaration of love]' '[reciprocated remark, followed by loving insult]'

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Whoâs more dominant: craig is usually but there are times.
Whoâs the cuddler: theyâre both p cuddly w/ each other but usually pete is cuddlier. especially when heâs tired.
Whoâs the big spoon/little spoon: for the most part craig is the big spoon and peteâs the lil spoon. usually.
Whatâs their favorite non-sexual activity: movies. also walking peteâs dog and hanging out in the park.
Who uses all the hot water: PETE
Most trivial thing they fight over:  tbh itâs mostly just like. who was supposed to buy the milk today. what actor was in that movie. whoâs going to order this goddamn pizza.
Who does most of the cleaning: that would be craig.
What has a season pass on their dvr/Who controls the netflix queue: pete for the most part? he complains about everything in it like âgod this show is so dumb why the fuck do we watch it??â âyoUâRE The one who keeps playing it pete wtfâ
Who calls up the super/landlord when the heatâs not working: CRAiG because pete ends up hiding in a bundle of blankets in the bathroom.Â
Who leaves their stuff around: craig leaves like. shoes and coats and stuff sometimes. pete just leaves everything everywhere because he is a horrible child.
Who remembers to buy the milk: craig does usually
Who remembers anniversaries: craig does. pete is horrible with most dates but he does remember little things like what day they met and when they started hanging out.
Who cooks normally: iâm not entirely sure either of them knows how to cook. so âcookingâ is more like whoâs ordering take out or whoâs going to put the pizza rolls in the microwave.
How often do they fight: not that often tbh
What do they do when theyâre away from each other: craig usually just ends up doing what he usually does only with less pete and pete just kinda stays in bed and texts henrietta or firkle because heâs a dumb gay baby
Nicknames for each other: mostly itâs just lame shit like babe and whatever. on occasion craig does call pete doll. pete on the other hand only comes up with nicknames when they do fight, and for the most part itâs just âsh UT Up you goddamn treeâ before hurling himself onto the couch.
Who is more likely to pay for dinner: cregg.
Who steals the covers at night: petE does. r00d pete
What would they get each other for gifts: craig gets him little things that pete pointed out while they were out shopping for things. pete on the other hand tends to make things like little drawings and poems and songs or tiny sculptures and things because thatâs about all he can do.Â
Who kissed who first: PETE DID
Who made the first move: craig ouo
Who remembers things: pete remembers little things like what movies they first watched and the conversations they had on their first date and just. littler things. craig remembers the big things.
Who started the relationship: iâm gunna say craig.
Who cusses more: peTe but a lot of the time when theyâre in public like around older people or little kids he uses reAlly dumb substitutes and craig thinks its the cutest shit
What would they do if the other one was hurt: if someone hurt the other then they both just kinda go into this zone like âsomeone hurt you? who was it? i need to go kill someone brbâ but if itâs like âi cuT my finger on this goddAmn knife help mEâ then they end up making fun of them while fixin them up (it usually ends w/ a kiss on the forehead and a whispered âyouâre fineâ)
Who is the dirty talker: CRAIG IS
A head canon: when they first started dating they would mostly just hold hands and stuff and whenever someone would ask if they were dating theyâd just look at each other and scowl a little and go âwhy would i be dating this trashcanâ and basically they confused so many idiotsx