#crackstone's crypt

The Chosen One Being Bloodlet on the Crypt of an Elitist Snob by a Genocidal Maniac's Faithful Follower in Order to Resurrect Said Genocidal Maniac with Dark Magic

vs. The Chosen One Being Bloodlet on the Crypt of an Elitist Snob by a Genocidal Maniac's Faithful Follower in Order to Resurrect Said Genocidal Maniac with Dark Magic

Bonus:

Gingers Who Faked Their Deaths and Disguised Themselves In Plain Sight in Order to Play the Long Game

(Only one is sexy though 🫠)

and who were both shit on by the Energy Stick©-wielding zombie guys they brought back

"Crackstone Crypt". Huh. I guess they just really needed an editor. *forgives*

✨four short paragraphs later✨

Oh. Not an editor. Needs a whole ass English lesson.

ETA: It persists throughout. This author legit forced "Crackstone Crypt", not "Crackstone's crypt":

and that provides for some awkward af reading. It's bad writing over a misconstruction: