Mar 16
I wish I had stopped to savor it, the last time I saw a kung pow penis. I never knew it was to be my last
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I wish I had stopped to savor it, the last time I saw a kung pow penis. I never knew it was to be my last
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in case it's not clear to everyone, OPs can't even see tags unless they're on a post reblogged directly from them, even if nobody's added comments in the reblogs chain.
a post can have 500 reblogs, half of them with tags, but unless every single post is being shared directly from the original, the OP is probably going to think that nobody's saying anything
get ready for tumblr to feel like a ghost town, even when it's not
people on reddit have some bizarrely specific skills. someone can post a blurry photo and say "what bug is this? :( I found this in the garden, is it part of a moth?" and a guy will just roll up like "that's not a bug, that's the corner of page 12 of the june 1987 issue of marie claire magazine" and you know what? most of the time, he's even right
somehow instead of saying "as a treat", I've started using the phrase "for morale", as if my body is a ship and its crew, and I (the captain) have to keep us in high spirits, lest we suffer a mutiny in the coming days.
and so I will eat this small block of fancy cheese, for morale. I will take a break and drink some tea, for morale. I will pick up that weird bug, for morale.
I'm not sure if it helps, but it does entertain me
just realized that if kids today trying to do witchcraft at sleepovers go online to look for love spells or curses or w/e, they're just gonna find 1000000 listicles about crystal healing and essential oils plastered with AI-generated cottagecore pictures instead of—the way the gods intended—neon purple-pink geocities pages with tiled star backgrounds covered in near-unreadable gothic text and enough blinkies to blind the average man
tragic, honestly. we're failing our children
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I'm learning after buying a gen 2 prius (a strange machine built like a gaming console, kind of the DSi of cars) that most of the issues I'm running into with this vehicle are not what I would consider to be car guy problems; they are instead computer guy problems.
oh, the 12v battery is dead? great news, it can run on a fucking mobility scooter battery, dw about it!
speakers blown out? I can fix that easy, and I'll even install an iPod integration setup while I'm at it. the touchscreen doesn't always work on one side? well. that's what happens when a touchscreen from 2008 sits in the sun too long. works fine if I remember the sun shield.
and the dashboard lights don't turn on sometimes? well. I can use the buttons and knobs to enter like seven different cheat codes that might turn them on, but tbh the car still runs fine even without knowing how much gas I have or what speed I'm going. I'll just fill up often and use my phone's GPS as a speedometer until I have some downtime, and then the prius discussion forums have posts on how to solder the circuit board so it works again.
oh whoops the car won't always turn off so I have to hold down the button until it shuts down did I buy a car or did I buy a laptop? don't ask me how to deal with actual car problems; I'm too busy holding down the DISPLAY button while switching the lights on and off so I can access the secret service menu.
ridiculous vehicle. glad I talked the guy down in price because it's also mildly a nightmare. but. but. I am having fun!
firefox I'm kissing you on the mouth, manual tab unloading? send tab to taskbar? you just keep getting better. why does anyone even get within 10ft of google chrome
for anyone too young to know this: watching The Truman Show is a vastly different experience now, compared to how it was before youtube and social media influencers became normal
before it was like, "what a horrifying thing to do to a human being! to take away their autonomy and privacy, all for the sake of profits! to create fake scenarios for them to react to, just to retain viewership! to ruin their happiness just so some corporate entity could harvest money from their very humanity! how could anyone do something so evil?"
and now it's like, "ah, yeah. this is still deeply fucked up, but it's pretty much what every influencer has been doing to their kids for a decade now. probably bad that we've normalized this experience"