#cr&textposts

Image description: scenes of (mostly) Essek from Crit Recap and textposts.

Scene: Essek reclining on a couch seductively. Text: If you all are nice to me I'll stop being evil.

Scene: Essek and Caleb dance in the Xhorhaus. Text: is he... you know... your narrative foil?

Scene: Essek pouts as he confesses his crimes on the Balleater. Text: hey hey hey, come on, I'm a little wizard, I'm just a little little wizard, no, I'm also evil, I'm an evil little boy

Scene: distant view of the Nein rushing across Eiselcross to Essek. Text: Yes, I know you're miles away but its incredibly urgent that you come and give me a forehead kiss right now

Scene: the Mighty Nein explain their problems to an unsuspecting Essek. Text: characters that go from villain to awkward friend are so important

Scene: the Nein in Aeor. Caleb is a sheep. Text: Oh sheepleb we're really in it now

Scene: Caleb lets Essek pet Frumpkin in the Blooming Grove. Text: he's an irredeemable villain to you. He's my special little princess though.

Essek gives Caleb a half hug at the t-dock. Text: thinks lovingly about Caleb Widogast...

Image description: scenes from the final Crit Recap Animated with textposts.

Scene: Jester is horrified as she scries on Lucien. Text: oh penis christ

Scene: Lucien offers the Nein the book. Text: be careful about consuming media it might crawl inside your brain and be inside you forever.

Scene: Beau and Caleb look at the book. Text: you know what's wrong with me? I like information.

Scene: Yasha and Beau in a hottub together. Text: life may be rough at times but at least I'm a lesbian.

Scene: sanatorium heist sensor screen. Text: autism be damned my boy can kill

Scene: Lucien introducing himself as the neo-somnovem. Text: due to personal reasons I will be ascending to godhood

Scene: Caduceus glowing with divine intervention as he resurrects the purple tiefling. Text: gender nonconformity brings you closer to god BTW. Hope this helps.

Scene: Caleb watches Essek pet Frumpkin in the Blooming Grove. Text: judging men by the way they are with cats.

Scene: Beau hits Trent with her staff. Text: well i'm no wizard but i can hit you with a wooden "beam" that immediately takes the effect of "give you a concussion"

Scene: Dani narrating over a final group shot of the Mighty Nein. Text: found family is the best part of any media no questions asked.

Caduceus my beloved <3

ID: simple digital drawing of Caduceus from Critical Role and a bunch of textposts. The textposts are as follows:

Yeah I think I have a promising career in STEM (sticks, twigs, earth and moss)

Death is a one way street but that didn't stop me from committing one hell of a traffic violation

I hope you eat. I hope we both eat. I am cooking. There is sign of food. You are coming to lunch with me. Fork in loveable hand.

We need more herb emojis. Would like to send a text with some rosemary or thyme.

No offence but do I look like I understand anything

Here have some bees! 🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝

You all hate to see a GNC bitch thriving in a marsh environment

All stories are about love in all forms or what the lack of love causes people to do. I speak only the truth. I am correct.

Imagine... being a sunflower

[Image ID: two rather sketchily done and colored digital drawings of critical role characters with bits of textposts next to them like dialogue

First image: a messy drawing of Jester, a blue tiefling in a pink dress. Her hands are up by her face in a gesture of excitement and her expression is delighted. Next to her is a screenshot of a tumblr post by 2016trashman that says: "I love when I'm studying outside and a bee is like "flower? r u flower? I check! is laptop a flower? I check! No one here a flower... ciao!" And I wave goodbye saying thank you for visiting little bee!" (End of textpost) There is also little doodle of a bee flying by her.

Second Image: This picture has Beau and Caleb, and their replies. Beau is a human woman with brown skin and hair in an uppercut. She is wearing a greenish blue tank top and light green sweatpants. Her expression is superior and she holds a fist up overdramatically. Next to her is a tumblr reblog by theanti90smovement that says: "Bees dont think in English you fools. You imbeciles." (End of reblog) Caleb is sitting at a table with red and orange books. He is a white human with short ginger hair in a ponytail. Hes wearing a brown coat with a blue shirt, and is gesturing at Beau with one hand, palm up. His expression is dismissive. Above him is a tumblr reblog by dyinanimemom that says "The bee said 'ciao' its obviously italian" (end of reblog)

[Image ID: low effort digital drawings featuring Beau, Veth, and Jester from Critical Role, and bits of a tumblr post arranged like dialogue. The background is blank white.

Image 1: Beau, Veth and Jester sit in the ground in casual modern clothes. Beau says "guess what number I'm thinking of" Veth replies "420"

Image 2: just Beau and Jesters heads floating alongside their textpost dialogue. Beau says "no, that's really immature of you. someone else guess and please take this seriously" Jester says "69" Beau says "yeah it was 69"