#cptnsprkls

decided to add other smps besides the life series to my sex cafe au <3

more notably origins, empires n witchcraft !! (why those specific smps ? idk <3)

neways, i feel like osmp ranboo would act like theyre "above" going to these type of places even in actuality this is one of his favorite places to go to, they love the food but love the workers even more, he tends to request gem n stress the most, he likes seeing them cry from pleasure the most <3

osmp sparklez would be SO flustered n shy while being there, only going there if hes w wilbur or niki, he would tip the waiter(esses) so much, like 50% more, he usually doesnt request anyone, being too flustered to do so, but cub n impulse do like dropping by his table to tease him n maybe even ride or fuck him <3

osmp niki, given that she has a turtle shell helmet that allows her to breathe on land for longer, would LOVE it there, she often drags sparklez there to get railed, get used to earth culture <3, she enjoys requesting impulse, gem n stress, she enjoys how they beg for her n how they whine when they feel her tentacle cock press into them n when it starts to squirm n move around in them <3

both witchcraft joey n empires joey both love going here, tho for different reasons, wc joey cause hes a bit of a voyeur n likes to watch the workers get fucked (he makes sure to tip the workers handsomely afterwards since he doesnt request anyone), while esmp joey, depending on whether or not ur taking about s1 joey or s2 joey, either loves teasing trafficsmp jimmy for his obvious crush on cub or loves teasing n flirting w empires s2 jimmy, eventually riling him up enough for jim to fuck joey

empires scott loves going here to tease n flirt w just about any jim he meets tbh, cause he knows that this is practically a jimmy hotspot n contains a good amount of jims, he, like witchcraft, is more of a voyeur than anything, so if hes not flirting w a jim, than hes prolly watching others getting it on, tho he doesnt mind topping one of the pretty boy servers that occasionally drop by his table to flirt w scott, also loves requesting impulse, love seeing how pink n teary eyed impy gets when edged for the entire length of scott's stay

whoa, that's a lotta new folks XD this cafe is getting cramped lmao

hiii back w origins smp sparklez again <3

sparklez n omo <3 he first discovered this while mining, too invested in getting redstone to pay attention to his filling bladder, so he just mindlessly n happily went further into the cave in search for more redstone

as he went further n further, his bladder just more full n full, it wasnt until it was too late n he was too far into the cave that he realized that his bladder was absolutely ready to just burst

sparklez knew, reasonably, that he wouldnt be able to make it but damn it if he didnt try, he practically rushed to find an exit, which only succeeded in him leaking n eventually peeing as his bladder hated the sudden n fast movement

if he walked out shaky n w wet pants n tears of embarrassment in his eyes, then nobody said anything about it <3