Oct 22, 2025
SCREAM CHRIS PINE AT THE BRIDGE THEATRE NEXT SUMMER I AM DYING IS THIS REAL LIFE
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SCREAM CHRIS PINE AT THE BRIDGE THEATRE NEXT SUMMER I AM DYING IS THIS REAL LIFE
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this chris with this zach just really give me gatsby and carraway vibes
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[image ID: image of chris pine as edgin the bard from the new dungeons and dragons movie trailer with a screenshot of a tumblr post from user greelin that reads “having transgender bard swag is a thankless job but someone in this godforsaken group has to do it” end ID]
me restraining myself from commenting that he now has a smartphone while everyone talks about the flip phone
I want Chris Pine to fuck me on every surface of my house.
@cpinett
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conversation with my friend last night:
him: who’s that guy that played captain kirk recently?
me: oh you mean chris pine, my husband?
him: oh wow well congratulations
me: he’s so attractive
him: doesn’t he have like crazy blue eyes? those freak me out for some reason
me: yes but he is beautiful and he usually has a beard and he’s kind of greying now-
me: [proceeds to pull up several pictures of cpine and show them to my friend one by one even though he’s already moving on to different topics]
How are you holding up mate? Do you have enough bread, toilet paper, and tissues? Because I went to the store the other day and I don’t think I’ve seen shelves this empty since that grocery shop scene in Zombieland. Tell me you’re okay so I can stop worrying about you. @chrisxpinerpg​
Imagine working with Chris as an assistant to the costume designer. He’s filming a nude scene today, and while the actors are never really nude on-set, he does need to appear naked to the camera - which means all he’ll be wearing today is a sock. Not wanting to be presumptuous, you bring him a variety of socks, big and small. He slips one over his package, but when he turns around so you can make sure it’s secure, it falls to the floor - leaving him completely exposed. Your jaw falls open as your face burns red; you drop all the socks to the floor and run away. You thought it couldn’t get any worse, but that’s when you trip over some power cords and fall flat on your face. Gentleman that he is, he grabs his robe and rushes over to help you up. He even sent you flowers the next morning, apologizing for all the many things that went wrong.