#cpds

the cornley polytechnic drama society is the funniest found family to me because like. there’s no reason for them to still be together??? and I’m coming at this from the perspective of an actor who stayed WAY too long at a toxic community theatre but like. if my entire set had collapsed around me and I had to drink paint thinner AND we had multiple different understudies go on for the same role??? all on opening night??? I would’ve been out of there SO FAST LMFAO and yet the cornley crew stayed and stuck around like the in-canon explanation for that must be SO funny like yeah they were originally just co-workers, fellow students, but now we’re trauma bonded and yeah we all kinda hate each other at different times and our director is always beefing with one of our actors (well all of our actors) and also with our stage manager and none of us are really good at our jobs but we’re sticking together! we will never leave each other! THEYRE SO FUCKING FUNNY TO ME

“average show has 3 injuries per performance” factoid actually just statistical error. average show has 0 injuries per performance. Cornley Georg, who has 2 actors get knocked unconscious every 10 minutes, is an outlier adn should not have been counted