#cowposting

Who's a good cow? Who's a pretty cow? You are! Yes you are! Yes you are! You have such big, pretty udders that make sooo much milk! You do such a good job mooing and moaning and milking for me, don't you? You're a good cow, making me so very proud.

Anyways, I'll have another glass of milk please.

Of course! I gotta help every girl become her best and milkiest self! Depending on your desires it can range from temporary dizziness to full cowgirl-ification! Hooves, horns, more than a pair of milky udders, even a real udder if you want ^-^ the best way to have it work better is to moooo a lot and try to keep your head clear. Think about boobs or being a good obedient cow or ideally, nothing at all!

Went on a roadtrip across Ireland and saw so many cowsies…they were cuddling as well…I thought of you of course

not to be sappy on main but it genuinely makes me emotional when ppl send me stuff like this BC wow . you took time out of ur day because u saw smth that made u think of me. a stranger on Tumblr dot com . it's so kind and so beautiful like it blows my mind and it makes me feel so warm and fuzzy bc this picture made me smile SO big.....yeah.....grateful to u and all who share their cow sightings w me....

Uddershapedwoman?