#cowardlycore

For someone whose muse has been consistently single for three or four years I’m incredibly down for shippy stuff oh my god I don’t even know how long this message has been sitting here but heck yes ]

(( YES HELLO TO YOU TOO THAT IS GOOD TO KNOW BECAUSE SO DO I )) 

Hm. Well I am intelligent, thank you though I guess it is appreciated, mate.

I can handle myself I am an intelligent sphere. Intelligence core, right?

Cave Johnson stood curiously at the door, taking in the test subjects words before responding. “Broke a record, eh?” He stepped over to Rick and leaned over, eyeing the results. “How’d ya manage that?”

There was no voice to warn her, only the sound of shots being fired. Her arms raised to protect herself thought strangely nothing hit. It wasn't until the device made its startup noise and sent her off that she realized that it'd been hit. First drop was into the middle of a bustling city for only a moment, the next being into a desert for the same period of time. The third drop was into an Aperture to which she crashed onto the only android on the catwalk and the device started sparking. It gave her less than a minute to try to apologize and get up only to be stopped as it quite literally tossed the two into the next universe. The last thing she could hear as they fell was waves and seagulls before hitting the ocean beneath them, the force from the impact knocking a wire or two loose and shutting her down as she sunk.