#couple posts

who hogs the duvet

Wilford and Anti fight over it in their sleep while Dark suffers through their antics.

who texts/rings to check how their day is going

Wilford! He just loves his boys so much, and when he gets a break he jumps right into messaging Anti and paying a visit to Dark to see how they’re doing.

who’s the most creative when it comes to gifts

Dark, to the shock and awe of everyone around him. He knows his boys well enough that he can come up with something they’d love but he hasn’t done before in a flash! And even if he has done something before they’re all okay with an occasional repeat.

who gets up first in the morning

Dark, then Wilford, and Anti has to be dragged out of bed if you want him to do anything before 9AM.

who suggests new things in bed

Either Anti or Wilford (usually Anti as he’s constantly finding new stuff on the internet)

who cries at movies

Wilford.

who gives unprompted massages

Wilford, and he primarily gives them to Dark to help ease the pain in his back.

who fusses over the other when they’re sick

Believe it or not, Dark and Anti fuss much more than Wilford does, and Anti may actually fuss the worst. Wilford only really fusses on the rare occasion Dark comes down with something.

who gets jealous easiest

Anti, without question. He doesn’t mind his partners flirting with other people, most of the time, or even having flings with other people as long as he knows about it. His biggest issue is when he’s ignored in favor of others, even for a little while, and when he gets jealous, he gets pissed.

who has the most embarrassing taste in music

Anti by virtue of the fact that he’s listened to and enjoyed some crazy shit because of his presence on the internet. Dark and Wilford mostly listen to older music, but you can find Anti listening to meme songs from time to time. Like Hamster Dance.

who collects something unusual

They all do! Anti collects old, defunct programs (don’t ask him how, he’s not sure either), Wilford collects used bullets, and Dark collects neat ink pens, usually old ones.

who takes the longest to get ready

Wilford or Dark, depending on what’s going on. Usually Dark.

who is the most tidy and organised

Dark. Wilford and Anti are chaotic dumbasses with no organizational skills to be seen unless they’re doing something important to them.

who gets most excited about the holidays

Wilford because he loves planning outings for him and his boys, even if they’re never really all that wild about it.

who is the big spoon/little spoon

They don’t really spoon, per se. It’s more like Dark and Wilford sandwich Anti into the middle of the bed 99% of the time.

who gets most competitive when playing games and/or sports

Anti by virtue of being the only one out of the group who plays any sort of games most of the time.

who starts the most arguments

Anti, although not on purpose. Guy just doesn’t know how to quit before it turns into a fight.

who suggests that they buy a pet

Wilford. He really wants a dog.

what couple traditions they have

The closest thing to a tradition that they have in their relationship is them spending their birthdays lying in bed together, work and other current projects be damned. It was Wilford’s idea.

what tv shows they watch together

Dark doesn’t watch TV, but Wilford and Anti watch true crime shows together when he’s working late. They fall asleep on the couch sometimes.

what other couple they hang out with

The closest they come to “hanging out” with another couple is occasionally being in the same room as Dr. Iplier and the Host when Host feels like actually letting the Doc check on him.

how they spend time together as a couple

Usually just cuddling wherever they can, although Dark is a little less permissive about cuddling areas than Wilford is. They also eat all their meals together and sleep in the same bed at night, but overall they still live their own lives.

who made the first move

Wilford made the first move on Dark, and they were together for a few years before he also ended up making the first move on Anti, who Dark was willing to let him have without complaint since that way Wilford would have someone to spend time with when Dark was busy and he was less likely to accidentally burn the kitchen down. And then Anti made the first move on Dark and they’ve all been together ever since.

who brings flowers home

Wilford! He has a habit of bringing Dark bouquets of hand-picked roses and forget-me-nots and bringing Anti bouquets of hand-picked blue-bonnets and Queen Anne’s lace. There’s not much significance to the ones he brings Anti except that he thinks they’re pretty and that Anti will like them. Dark’s, on the other hand, have a deeper meaning...

who is the best cook

Dolly did a cover of this for me on guitar tonight for Valentine’s Day and it legit made me cry 😭

🎵 I know we'll never grow old together,

Cause you'll never grow old to me.

You're the pink in my cheeks,

And I'm scared cause that means

I'm a little bit soft...

But don't beat yourself up, Rosie [Bonnie].

It wasn't just the sun that I was hiding from.

We were messed up kids who taught ourselves how to live,

And I'm still scared that I'm not good enough...

I've always felt like a monster,

Long before I was bit.

But only seen as a monster

Let's just say I'm used to it...

And I grew tough cause love it only hurt me back

But loving you is a good problem to have

And I'm used to that

But I could get used to this...

Yeah, I'm used to that

But I could get used to this...

And I know we'll never grow old together,

Cause you'll never grow old to me.

You're the pink in my cheeks,

And I love that it means

You're the pink in my cheeks

And I love, that it means