The Count is a bitch. Like in the best way. I mean this as a Title of Honor. Listening to a mans murder confession and asking him to get to the point. Carrying a million dollars in his purse. Undermining a marriage by buying some horses. I love him.
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The Count is a bitch. Like in the best way. I mean this as a Title of Honor. Listening to a mans murder confession and asking him to get to the point. Carrying a million dollars in his purse. Undermining a marriage by buying some horses. I love him.

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nothing funnier than Albert running to hug the Count and the Count just holding out his hand to shake.
honestly what a fun way to end the book! just a lil reminder that The Count is strange and that even his benevolence can be harming. like “Here you go Morrel, I’m getting you stoned, I’ve convinced you you’re dying and here comes your dead fiancé back to life. Gotta dip.”
“If only my mother had a clone who was 20 years younger, then I’d have a wife!” - Albert saying a totally normal thing
Truly the first thing out of Eugenie’s mouth is, “did you see that pretty girl”. Lesbian icon.

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danglars would be a crypto-bro
Count: I can sleep anywhere and anytime
Albert: how do you do this, Count?
Count: equal measure weed and opium
Albert: lol
Count: lol
I think it would be better if Edmond was a vampire.