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The paddock walk at COTA was something you had been dreaming about for ages. Freshly 21, a little tipsy and excited about your birthday celebrations, you stood in front of McLaren’s garage. After what felt like ages, Lando and Oscar both walked out, making their way down the line to sign various autographs for people.

You were well endowed, and by that you meant your double D tits were hard to miss. It wasn’t like you tried to hide them- your tight orange tank top did a great job of showing them off. As Lando and Oscar approached, you could feel their eyes starting to trail further down your body. They finally got close to you and you held out your McLaren cap for them to sign.

“I’ve got a better idea” Lando said with a smirk making its way across his face.

You handed him your Sharpie and your felt his hand reach over to the ample cleavage poking over the neckline of your tank.

“What if i sign here?” he giggled.

You obliged, obviously, and he scrawled a signature on your left boob. Satisfaction was written all over his face as he admired his work.

“Oscar, there’s another one for you!” he shouted

Oscar hustled over, chuckling as he noticed what was happening.

“Lando- you can’t be serious” he choked out in between laughs. “Are you even okay with this?” he asked you

“Yeah I think it’s hilarious!” you grinned at him.

Oscar reached across the barricade- Sharpie in hand. He chose to lightly cup your right tit to push up the cleavage- certainly bold considering how many cameras were around.

Lando snatched your phone out of your hand once Oscar finished up.

“Pose for me”

You blew a kiss to the camera with the new markings scrawled across your chest. As he handed the phone back to you, you noticed the photos had been sent to an unsaved number.

“Sent those to myself for later” Lando whispered at you and winked as he walked away.

Daniel Ricciardo and Will Arnett to host alternate F1 telecasts on ESPN

Daniel Ricciardo and Will Arnett will host an alternate telecast on ESPN2 during next weekend's Canadian Grand Prix.

The debut episode of The Grandstand with Daniel Ricciardo and Will Arnett will air on June 18 on ESPN2 in the U.S., while regular race coverage of the Canadian Grand Prix will be broadcast on ABC.

Two further editions of the telecast will run at the U.S. Grand Prix on October 22 and the inaugural Las Vegas Grand Prix on November 18.

The telecasts will be produced in collaboration with Peyton Manning's Omaha Productions, whose critically-acclaimed 'ManningCasts' have proved popular on Monday Night Football.

Ricciardo, an eight-time race winner who is currently Red Bull Racing's third driver, and Arnett, a recent fan of F1 who starred in hit TV series Arrested Development and 30 Rock, will be joined by guests during the race.

For the upcoming episode over the Canadian Grand Prix weekend, Ricciardo will be on location at the Circuit Gilles Villeneuve in Montreal while Arnett will join from a remote location.

"This is going to be a hoot!" Ricciardo said. "As you'd expect Will and I are going to have some fun with the show, but we're hoping it just feels like you're watching F1 with your mates.

"We will have some amazing guests, plenty of laughs and with some luck, bring fans another step closer to the sport I love so much. Buckle up America!"

Arnett added: "The more I learn about Formula One, the more I'm intrigued by it. The opportunity to work with Mika [Hakkinen, two-time F1 champion] on my podcast was fantastic, and I'm really looking forward to doing this show with Daniel. We're going to have fun, and so will the viewers."