#cosmicandy525

THIS IS AWESOME YOURE A GENIUS... im imagining... life is even more wonderful after you fall for the "friend doesn't understand emotions, it only knows purpose" propaganda. i have been blessed... thank you

earlier today i was thinking of something like this, friend overhears a little something about battat being fond of tenna and it suddenly hates tenna 100% coincidence. side note it would be livid finding out battat is actually in a relationship for the first time too. I LOVE every interpretation with this intimidating powerful demon being horrible at feelings i love it. friend should suck at relationships more.

And it being mad at tenna surviving scratches my brain so good i'm definitely adding this to the imaginary fanfic i will never write

I'M GLAD! I def want to make more but I think I'll cut myself some slack and allow myself to not work on it 100% chronologically. Instead I'm throwing the question out there which character interactions n situations to throw him in first

“Y— what? Where did you- wh- you get how fucking creepy that is, right?”

yes yes yes yes my headcanon is that it would be a normal red pippins with uncanny qualities (just like you said wow). you know something is wrong with them but can'tpoint out what. they look the exact same but their smile freaks people out and whenever they're next to people they take a few steps away and when they enter a room the warm and cozy atmosphere is interrupted.

you get me....nyes yes yes yes yes I'm giving y9u an imaginary gold star. You have won the internet or whatever they say. i posted about friendpins child a while ago and i had the SAME "climbs up on tall furniture and stares at you" (and battat gets nightmares about it) thought

Gives him various books and manga, including Winnie the Pooh, bloom into you, fruit basket, the entirety of Wings of Fire, a compilation of all the IEYTD fanfiction on AO3, a few books by Dr. Seuss, Claiming The Dentist (its a weird novel alpha-omega book about dating a werewolf dentist I haven't read and solely put in there to mess with Emile), to kill a mockingbird, and a zoraxis training handbook.

“Whuh- uh—”

(He stumbles, trying to keep all the books balanced in his arms.)

“G- gifts? Felt more like a threat… I- I can’t imagine anything I could’ve done for that thing to- to like me.”