#corvidler

..... mm ....... ...... ugh.

-- aaaand there we go! One horribly spelled letter to a mister Stove!

Haha, man.... too bad I have absolutely no way to send this.

Ha. Ha ha.

........ welp, that’s tha-

.............

-- ........ hey bird, does “sincerely” have one S or two?

Caw caw.

Okay, thanks.

-- “ear Mister Shhhhhhhhitlord Onceler..... whhhhaaaaat are yeh up t’ now?? What’re yeh..... what yeh doin’.... BY YERSELF?! Why yeh by YERSELF when, when yeh have ssssooooo....... ssssso many friends..... so many!! Count em, a whole.... men.....menagerine? Of friends, everywhere....”

WWWWWWELL, DEAR ANONIMINIUS, do I have a story for YOU...... ‘scalled... called, uh.... m’bARASSED. Yes!!! Yeah, of ME.... m’barasssss’d. 

“Wh-why ya so m’barass’d???” Dear anoniminius, because..... ok, because, listen, the.... the peaches plan. It didn’t work...... We, we didn’t have n-no one to, to sell the peaches to..... M-mister GOOD FOR NOTHIN BIRD OVER HERE -

(Cawwwwww!!!)

-- anning them, but here's my idea.... we have a lot of peaches round here a-already, don't we?

Coo coo. 

-- so, you know, I really d-do think peaches would be a valuable industry to go into! I mean, sustainability is one thing... a-as in, you can live off them f-for a long time! A-as I am a, a good example of, you know? Though I'd have to check and make sure that it's not just a, you know... a weird once-ler thing, it'd be awful if I, f-false advertized or something... though, though it'd hardly be the first time a once-ler lied about something, huh, bird? ......bird?

Caaaaw...... 

Yeah, you're telling me... what if I shed the whole once-ler image for them anyways? D-do you think I have to, since they're not thneeds?

i was listening to angry alt rock on the ride home and suddenly got the overwhelming urge to draw ol LQ... kinda some sort of apocalyptic situation where all the different factories killed the world into eternal winter or something?? truffula cold lmfao 

he is intentionally holding that rifle like shit i promise. if anything its out of bullets and he just uses it to threaten and/or club people. also bird is there because bird is now a permanent part of LQ's verse? ok