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A couple of PWYW ko-fi doodles!
Alexi (mine) and Brendan (Raven's) at da bakery. Introverts bond over cats đ¸
A fluffy gray cat named Beau!
Requester's OCs â
Saul Goodman with lemonade.
Gonna be mailing these out with the sticker club stuff -- when we find a day to print/cut stickers that isn't 1. A snow day 2. A No water/electricity day đ
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More oc octobers I neglected to upload here. These are my main characters. The original universe was based on rock and metal genres, but it's expanded to encompass basically every mundane character I've created in other cities. Get ready for some longass explanations.
Weeeelllll, im always a slut for some gosh darn TRAGIC ANIME BACKSTORY :) I wanna know stuff like their childhoodz, and also how'd they even get together in the first place?
They met during high school track in the 70â˛s! Tommy and Alexi were long distance runners, Ricky ran to get food for the team.
Ricky always lived in Florida. Alexi immigrated from Sweden to Florida when his brother died. Tommy transferred high schools from Texas to Florida cuz he was having a rough time at his old school. (He used to go to school with Angus, theyâre all around the same age as Angus.). Florida. That word no longer has meaning. FLoooorooroida.
They hung out during their BRO workouts (aka smonkinâ behind the bleachers), and they buddied up and traded Diamond Head tapes nâ stuff. That eventually gets into someone going BRUH WHAT IF WE STARTED A BAND (tommy), and they wiffle waffle around that until someone gets an empty garage, and commits to buying a drum kit (ricky).
Tommy got the badass bad name Angelraper (totally not angelripper!!!) cuz he thought it sounded awesome when he was a 15 year old. Naming the band Angelraper seemed cool and edgy when he was in high school, but now it might be a hindrance⌠plus itâs kinda weird to name a band after yourself, but thatâs an issue for lead singers and their egos to deal with.
Alexi got the badass band name Corpsehumper (totally not corpsegrinder!!!) cuz everyone keeps joking that he humps corpses cuz he works at his dadâs funeral home. Well⌠His Tragic Anime Backstory is unlocked once you reach 100 mutual friendship on his simâs relationship bar.
Ricky got the badass band name Taco cuz he fucked a taco once. It was quite hot from the microwave and hurt. The paler folks around him keep mistaking him as Mexican, but heâs Filipino. Otherwise, Tommy and Alexi call him Pretty Ricky cuz once he shaves his scant facial hair he looks like a beautifuls womans.
Live, From Alexiâs Momâs Garage! Sheâs quite nice and bakes cookies for their band practice sessions.
Now theyâre in their 20â˛s and they live together in a tin can trailer in the swamp. That way no one can yell at âem for being too loud or playing out of tune. They still go back to Alexiâs momâs house for free food though.
(old drawing I still like HAHA I never draw backgrounds.)
Alexi works at his dadâs funeral home, Ricky works fast food, and Tommyâs a mooch.  Heâs tryna handle the graphic design and promo nâ merch nâ songwriting for the band, give him a break! Indecipherable lyrics donât write themselves! Â
Hmm I dunno how much of that was repeated, but thereâs a basic gist of the death metal gang-gang. Oh yeah, remember to read my Sausage Sodomy comic if youâre over 18 and you wanna see them touch weenies. Because death metal dudes with pent up sexual frustration and no gfâs def touch weenies.
Lil sticker/charm designs of my characters in their Halloween costumes đ I keep saying man I may be deep in superheroes but hair metal still beats steady in my kokoroâŚ
I made stickers cuz the charms are taking a while! Lineless art is hard!  https://www.etsy.com/listing/564822449/
EDIT 12/XX/17: Charms are here too finally :D https://www.etsy.com/listing/576887489/
Character info under cut :)
WHOâS READY FOR SOME âââSJW PANDERING BULLSHITâââ, featuring OH CEES Iâve had since early high school?? Â Oooh, how scary! Â Alexa has been so kind, to let me borrow her markers and smash them against paper. Â Thanks dude. Â Coloring is hard but... I am slowly learning. Â Gotta git that elbowgrease to fit into them skintight vinyl bodysuits, yâlearn from experience.
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a Love comic for kohai. Â Shaves your face.
corpsehump | F/W 2015 Perfect for the spring transition~
Things that bother me about 90% of character designs:
same face and same body (mr. potatohead swap-the-hair design)
modern post-adventuretime dinnerplate eyes and ridiculously obvious geometric shapes
goils = draw them with *~CURVES~* and full lips and eyelashes and  contrappostoÂ
every single girl wears makeup and is a snazzy dresser
every single """"ALT GURL"""" has dyed hair/tats/piercings
genderbends where the big burly meatmountains that piss testosterone turn into a skinny lady with gazongas and legz for dayz
Things I do:
think too much
type too much
I know I have my own set of problems with my own drawings which may or may not include the above concerns. Â Like why is everyone emaciated in a manner that's obviously unrealistically idealized? Â Iunno, be aware of the choices you (un)consciously make.
You know what doesn't bother me though? Â tiny tots B)
