#corn bracket

🌽🌽 FALL FUMBLE CONCEPTS POST!! 🌽🌽

Round 1 is done, babies!! Let’s get to Round 2!! Below I (‘sexy corn’ 👄🌽bracket) present some concepts for your voting consideration: 

Luna/Anthony Goldstein/Terry Boot: Film school students trying to recreate the Blair Witch Project in the Haunted Shack in the Woods Near Campus. Think Cynthia/Mike/Tony from Dazed and Confused trying to make a movie about a ghost, which almost certainly doesn’t exist. Gen Fic, not a threesome (noromo for my old X-Philes) and modern, muggle AU.

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Penelope/Blaise: College newspaper reporter who hates football is assigned with interviewing the star quarterback before the big Homecoming game. He keeps flaking on their meetings so she tracks him down at his frat house. He makes her go to a party with him if she wants the story. Classic brain who underestimates jock and vice versa vibe. Modern, muggle AU. 

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Pansy/Charlie: Hands on a Hardbody contest in a corn maize. Charlie wants the truck because his car just died for good and he needs to drive cross country for a job. Pansy is doing it to piss off her dad, who owns the dealership sponsoring the contest. Neither will ever, ever give up and of course they end up the only two left. Modern, muggle AU. 

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Ginny/Viktor: Temperamental Olympic soccer stars, who since an awkward one night stand at the ‘16 games, have actively hated each other. Thrown together unexpectedly at a photo shoot for pumpkin-flavored beer, neither was told the other would be involved. Angry, screwball hate-sex vibes. Modern, muggle AU. 

ONLY ONE DREAM CAN REIGN SUPREME! REV YOUR ENGINES! ORDER CORN!!!