#coraeggs

Coraline : You did.

Eggs : No. It was you who rescued me.

Coraline : Hey. Do you wanna play a game ?.

Eggs : Sure.

Coraline : What do you wanna play ?.

Eggs : Idk.

Coraline : Well. I wanna play Uno soooo.

Eggs : Of course. You're the girlfriend so what you say goes.....She's gonna strangle me.

Kubo : Are we all really gonna play Uno ?.

Norman : Yup...

Kubo : Why out of all the games she could chose was it Uno ?.

Norman : I have an Idea.

Kubo : Wanna elaborate ?.

Norman : Coraline has no idea how....angry she becomes when she doesn't win. She never really realized the extent until she actually hits us. Its worse because she sucks and Eggs rules so her anger is bound to become out of control and I can see Eggs being to scared to win so he'll probably allow her to win.

Kubo : And if she finds out he allowed her to win ?.

Norman : Hopefully she finds out after the game ends . I see her being very calm and chill so she'll be like ' meh ' and go to her mum and dad or whatever.

Kubo : Who do you think wears the pants in the relationship ?.

Coraline : Okay...I'm here but why the hell do I gotta wear a dress ?.

Violet : Uhhh.

Coraline : Can someone tell me WHY Wilbur and Eggs are here !?.

Eggs : I arranged a double date.

Coraline : YOU WHAT!?.

Violet : Oh boy.....

Wilbur : This is not good.....

Eggs : You mad ?.

Coraline : MAD !?. I'M FURIOUS !.

Wilbur : Good luck with calming your girlfriend down because calming Violet down takes so much energy out of me.

Coraline : what is ?.

Eggs : I've been searching up the background of what we found and it seems tat it used to be a stick.

Coraline : What made it not a stick ?.

Eggs : A few hundred years ago there was an old witch named Dalia Cane. She was causing chaos and destroying everything in sight like cottages and markets. One day someone found out that it was her. He went to find out if it was true and thats when she revealed her magic. A huge battle broke out and when Dalia went to hit this man he dodged and her magic hit a stick causing it to glow. The man saw this as a means to stop her before she caused more chaos so he grabbed it. He held it over his head as Dalia was sucked into it. She was trapped in there for hundreds of years until we had gotten ahold of it.

Coraline : Did her body go into the stick ?.

Eggs : No. Her soul did.

Coraline : But you sai-

Eggs : Okay. Dalia and the guy foughy. Her magic hit the stick. Her soul got pulled out of her body and into the stick and Her body turned into bones.

Coraline : Thats not what you said before.

Eggs : Sweetheart. I'm tired and I'm confused.

Coraline : Okay. Anything else ?.

Eggs : It says she hunts for a new body so that she can carry out what she started all those years ago.

Coraline : Dalia Cane sounds like a real b*tch.

Eggs : Not the only one who thinks that.

Coraline : Eggs. We have that date tonight.

Eggs : Oh ! Yea....I'll get ready now.

Coraline : Okay.

Eggs while arguing with snatcher : I don't fuck with you.