#cor tmi

✈ Is it easier to write angst, fluff, or crack with your muse?

❂:Three of your favourite blogs that you follow

;;I don’t really have favourite blogs but the ones I have a soft spot for are: 

yeagerful

sleepyxgamer

morteprazeroso

Who would be the big spoon?

Eren would be the biggest of the spoons, holding onto Levi, whom in turn would be holding onto Lady Gaga. Let's be honest, now that Levi has his hands on the two people he cares about in his life he's not going to let either of them go. 

Who would wake up first?

They'd all wake up at a similar time due to Gaga's phone going off about the latest news scandal about the three of them. Eren would roll over and place a pillow over his head to block out the noise, while Levi would smirk slightly, knowing that the three of them were doing something right to be talked about on a regular basis.

Do they have nicknames for each other?

Levi uses 'The Queen' and 'The Brat' for them respectively. Gaga calls Eren 'Cutie' and Levi 'Shortie', both of which, hate her for. Eren doesn't really use nicknames for them, but that doesn't mean he doesn't care for them, he just thinks there is no point having so many names thrown between them.

What happened when they met each other’s parents?

Eren took them to his mother's grave, both Levi and Gaga sat beside it and talked for hours about how happy her son had made them. They decided not to meet his father for now. When meeting Gaga's parents, they asked her how long the fling was going to last and had no hope for it holding out very long. Levi's parents were... shocked to say the least. Mainly because Levi actually had a partner and somehow knew his idol. It took about an hour of explaining to them that they were in a poly-relationship and were happy like that.

How do they apologise after an argument?

If Gaga is upset; Levi is usually on his knees begging Gaga not to leave. Eren then joins him on his knees, but for another reason. Gaga likes to have control of her boys. However, if it is Eren, the two of them will kiss him and hold him close, apologising for everything the pair of them did. If Levi is upset they clean the entire house and don't bring it up again.

What would they be like as parents?

A fucking trainwreck, and that's putting it nicely. They would firstly be in the news for Levi getting Gaga pregnant, and yes it would be Levi's child. He wouldn't pass that up, and he rather likes to be be in the middle of their sexual interactions. They'd then have to take the child to Gaga's concerts and tours. Luckily Levi would still be employed due to him designing Gaga's outfit, but Eren would basically end up being the baby sitter for his non-biological child.

Who is the better cook?

Well they all agree that it isn't Eren. Truthfully with the amount of money they make they very rarely cook for themselves.

Who is more romantic?

Surprisingly it's Eren. Sure Gaga can give them anything that they've ever wanted, but it is Eren who makes sure that they're both stressfree at the end of the day and comforts them. He's the one who initiates the hand holding in front of the paparazzi and he's the one who speaks fondly of them in interviews.

What sort of gifts do they get for each other?

They don't really do gifts just because if they want anything Gaga will get it. No questions asked.

Who gets jealous easiest?

Eren, because he's seemed to always have this crush on Levi and he's worried Gaga will take him away completely. It's not true. Levi thinks that in that situation if one of them was missing it wouldn't work properly.

Who gets more excited for events e.g.. Birthdays, Christmas?

Gaga and Levi are too busy to remember these things, so Eren.

Who is the most adventurous?

You've seen the kinds of things Gaga wears right? She's the most adventurous, however they are all equally as adventurous as each other, Gaga only wins cause she does it publicly.

Who is the most protective?

Levi, he doesn't want to loose either of them. Not after how long it took for him to convince them it would work.

What would they have been like as childhood sweethearts?

Levi would have played kiss chase with them and then aimed for the pair of them, dragged them behind a tree and kissed them both before blushing and running away. Eren and Gaga would then both approach him at the same time and kiss each cheek saying they liked him too.

*BONUS: Song to sum them up?*

I'm you're biggest fan, I'll follow you until you love me. [x]

 +    Je veux ton amour et Je veux ta revanche Je veux ton amour..I don't want to be friends. [x]

 Do I ship it?

Who would be the big spoon?

Levi would be the bigger spoon, not because he's finally taller than someone, but because he'd want to protect Levy during the night and make sure she wasn't harmed. After all, he did scout her out as a model, so he must think of her as beautiful in some light, and all beautiful things should be protected.

Who would wake up first?

Due to his lack of sleep, Levi, but he would feign sleep and make it seem like Levy woke up first. He'd then wait for her to wake up properly and sort out her morning hair before he 'woke up'.

Do they have nicknames for each other?

They try not to nickname each other, but I can imagine Levy using basic lovey nicknames for Levi, e.g. bae, babe, bby.

What happened when they met each other’s parents?

Levi's parents were surprised because they've known him to have crushes on guys since he was about 14, and he's never had interest in girls before, so why now? They'd still be happy that he found someone though. When Levi met Levy's parents he talked about how to get rid of stains on clothes and Levy's mother knew he was a good partner for her.

How do they apologise after an argument?

They don't really apologise for a while, and avoid each other for a few days before one of them finally brings themselves to apologise. Short people have to stick together after all.

What would they be like as parents?

Levy would be looking after the children more than Levi would due to his fashion career. He wouldn't be home very often but would always take Levy and the children to runways and to different cities of the world. He'd try and make up for any lost time.

Who is the better cook?

Levy. Not by much though, they are both good cooks but she would bake cookies and cakes and Levi would just melt inside when he'd try them.

Who is more romantic?

Levy.

What sort of gifts do they get for each other?

Levi would get her various old texts in different languages, she'd get him cleaning products and cloth for making new designs. It makes their relationship work somehow.

Who gets jealous easiest?

They both get equally jealous. Levi doesn't want to loose her, and Levy would be jealous of all the models he'd work with on a daily basis.

Who gets more excited for events e.g.. Birthdays, Christmas?

Levi HATES Christmas/Birthdays so Levy.

Who is the most adventurous?

It's a tie between the both of them. They're both adventurous in their own rights.

Who is the most protective?

Oh Levi for sure.

What would they have been like as childhood sweethearts?

Levi might have let her messy little hands mess up his crayon set and not commented on it. That's as romantic as it gets really.

*BONUS: Song to sum them up?*

     Show you off, tonight I wanna show you off What you got, a billion could've never bought - Alex Groot [x]

 Do I ship it?

Kagami had been cooking that evening for a little get-together with friends. Stirring the pot of many vegetables and such, Kagami is soon greeted by Eren entering his kitchen. Kagami gave a small greeting back and continued to cook away, before he tastes it after a bunch of stirring over the bubbling pot. 

Suddenly, he thrashes back.