The first character I first fell in love with: Death since the first book I read wasĀ Hogswatch.Ā After Death probably Vetinari.Ā The character I never expected to love as much as I do now: Nobby Nobs - I find him and Colon not very funny and kind of annoying and I used to (still sometimes do) skim their parts in the books. That said I really love Nobby and it has a lot to do with Jingo so there you go.Ā The character everyone else loves that I donāt: Iām almost afraid to say this because I feel like Iām going to get some heat for this - but while I like Sybil sheās not a character that I love. Sheās nice but there are more interesting, dynamic characters that I am into. So yes.Ā The character I love that everyone else hates: I donāt think thereās a character that everyone hates, per se. I mean other than the baddies who you are supposed to hate and even then, hate is such a strong word. I donāt like Carcer but I donāt hate him. Salzella makes me laugh and I sort of love him despite the fact that heās a terrible person. Dragon King of Arms is just a great villain. Elf Queen isnāt human so I canāt really judge her by our standards. So on and so forth.Ā The character I used to love but donāt any longer: Vimes is beginning to annoy me in the later books, I hate to say it. Itās something the fandom has discussed before, so I wonāt get into it. But there you go. Also, I liked Carrot in the beginning but then heās probably like a sociopath in disguise and Iām waiting for him to crown himself like Napoleon fucking Bonaparte.Ā The character I would totally smooch: Other than Madam, the lady of my heart? Tiffany! Totally Tifanny!Ā The character Iād want to be like: I really like Susan, hahaha. Sheās great, Iād like to be as calm and as badass as her. Tifanny is a little too much like me as a person so no. Probably Nanny Ogg since sheās so personable and outgoing and actually cares about people which are all things Iām not. I mean, Iām outgoing and such but I donāt really care and I donāt put effort into maintaining relationships whereas NannyĀ caresĀ and I envy that.Ā The character Iād slap: Hahaha maybe Grannyās sister Lilith. Sheās pretty in need of a slap. Salzella for sure for being a creepy, fat shaming douche wad.Ā A pairing that I love: V^2, of course. Tiffany and Annagramma is great and I love it. One sided Madam/Follett always makes me laugh. Follett pining after her. Writing her letters. Sending her flowers. Her just not that into it. Vetinari being an obnoxious 16 year old and being like āewwww thatās myĀ auntā.Ā A pairing that I despise: I donāt like this question, it feeds into inter-fandom discord and snarkiness which is dumb.Ā