#coonickles

MINA IM CRYING THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL THANK YOUUUUUUUUUU AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (also i read your responses to my other posts and you are the best oh gosh ilyyyyyyyyyy)

<3 <3 <3 <3

I'm glad you like it! I was going to make the hovertext something like "If you hurt her I will kill you, and she will probably rip your nipples off." Thoughts?

Dear Twonickles,

I love you.

I'm sorry I'm disgusting and gross and can't talk about anything except for that one singular subject you hear about all the time and it's irritating and pretty barf-inducing. Thank you for sticking by me no matter what, I love you and can't imagine my life without you. Your friendship and support mean the world to me, and I hope you know that I would pick you over basically anyone ever if I had to throw either you or another person off of a cliff into lava for some weird, cosmic question-y reason.

Twonickles: BWAAAAAAHHH HAHAHHAHA

Twonickles: Oh, I missed that.

I LIKE YOU. AND YOUR BUTT.

He also apparently was under the impression that I'm a serious ladykiller. Hahahaha I can't even seduce my own roommate.

(LOLJK yes I can and our love is more beautiful than the dawn)

ANYway if someone could do something to keep him under this impression that would be cool

Twonickles: AND I WAS LIKE

Twonickles: YOU HOLD ON TO HER

Twonickles: AND YOU DON'T LET HER GO

Me: [sarcastic] Do you let her go?

Twonickles: NO

Twonickles: BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU LET HER GO?

Twonickles: SHE ACCIDENTALLY GETS FLUNG INTO ANOTHER DIMENSION AND YOU HAVE TO BURN UP A SUN TO SEE HER AGAIN

Me: AAAHHHHHHH

Twonickles: AAHHHHHH

Twonickles: IT'S TOO SOON

Twonickles: IT'S BEEN SEVEN YEARS AND IT'S STILL TOO SOON