Oct 28, 2018
“Alright, that’s it. I’m not playing anymore. This game is awful. I would NEVER do this”
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“Alright, that’s it. I’m not playing anymore. This game is awful. I would NEVER do this”
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@coolnblue (continued from here)
U͘gh, ̀i̸t'̀s̷ t̵ha͜t́ i̕r̛r͘i͘ta̡ting̴ ̨-́
“Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet. Don’t you got any respect for my schedule? How d’ya’ know I’m not busy today?” the hedgehog remarked, having faced away from him and glaring at nothing.
A͍̪̘̞͙̪͎ͬ̇͠n̶̞̥̝̲̞̯̱ͥ̋̓̓̾ͪ̊ṅ̠̼͈̤ͮ̈́͌̿̽̆o̮̫̬̗͖͐͛̈́̓ỳ͔ĩ̫̭͗̃ͪ̚̚͠ň̶͚̽̈g͈̪ͮ̑̽͌
P̛̰͔͚̖ͬͣ̾̒̒â̻̟̭̖͂͂ͅt̵͕͖̼̪ͣ̿h̬̐̋ͫ̄e̟͎̫̾̆̽ͮ̚t̯̟̜̜͔̏̌̀̓ͬ̓i̷̗̠̩͕̳͗ͫ̓ͫͭc̦͆̌̍̿́̀ͅ
Ş͎E̞̠͚̰̼̅ͧ̇̇ͥL͈̳̣̫͔̚F̰͎̤̘ͯͯ̈́ͦ͟I̳̳ͦ͑͗̍̋S̵͉̞͇̖̻͎̺̈́H̶̹̠͌̍͌ ͎͓̺̰̰̬̗̾ͭ̿̈̈̆-ͩͦ́̂
I d̛on’t ̵nee̡d͝ h͞im.
“Awful rude if ya’ ask me.”
“Wow, I’m wounded, absolutely hurt,” the hawk cawed out sarcastically as he leaned back and pressed a hand to his head. The bandit seemed completely unaware of what was going on just behind the veil. As far as he knew, this was your normal, everyday Sonic.
“Seriously,” he continued, dropping the pose, “Do you think a deadly threat like yours truly would ever sit down and plan around your schedule? Puh-lease! I gotta make sure you’re at the top of your game so every time I beat ya, there’s no denying which one of us is the best!”
@coolnblue (continued from here )
“OH, THE ANON IS OFF, PAL!”
“YOU AND ME, RIGHT NOW!”
“You lookin’ to eat a little more dirt, hedgehog? I’ll gladly oblige! Let’s settle this right now! You name the terms!”
@coolnblue (continued from here )
“Jet, before anything big happens, I need to tell you something: you’re lame, and please stop. Stop trying to impress me.”
“There’ll probably be some Shadow about that’ll take ya’ seriously enough, though.”
“Oh, and by the way - I’ve beaten Shadow before. So, if he beats you, I beat you by default and win 50 chilidogs. M’kay? M’kay.”
“Who says this is to impress you? Everything I do is either for myself or my team, this is no different. I thought I told you this”
“And I can take him on. I don’t need people like you doubting my ability, got that? I’m not some little kid that needs to be restrained like he’s just gonna get himself hurt. I’m the most feared bandit on this entire lousy planet and I’m not gonna have anyone forgetting that!”
Me, a cretin that loves hurting their characters:
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Coolnblue’s writer: “I don’t think there’s a way to get Sonic and Jet to willingly fight to the death”
Me: “Challenge accepted”
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((Hmm…why not both?))
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Vs Sonic
BATTLE THEME: Killer Instinct 2016 OST - InfernoBATTLE INTRO: “Been a while since we went at it like this, ay Blue? Make sure you don’t disappoint”VICTORY: “Shouldda known you were resting on your laurels, Sonic the Hedgehog!”DEFEAT: “Not bad…still a fluke, but not bad at all“ASSIST: “You weren’t thinking of dying before I even got here, were you?”TAUNT: “How’s that one go again? Oh, that’s right. YOU’RE TOO SLOOOW!”REACTING TO TAUNT: “Funny for you to talk, seeing as you’re about to get your jaw BROKEN!“FLEE: “Well…at least I can still prove I’m the fastest!”REACTING TO FLEE: “Heh, what a surprise. The famed Sonic the Hedgehog…running away!”TIE: “What!? Gah…we can’t end on this disappointment! Get up, we’re going another round!”PERFECT VICTORY: “Fastest thing alive? Hah, what a joke! You couldn’t even TOUCH me! Step up your game if you want the right to be my rival!”FINISH MOVE: “” Jet lunges in on a staggered foe, twisting into a fearsome uppercut that sends the hedgehog flying before he’s suddenly and sharply reeled back in by a strange flux of gravity. Again and again, the hawk pelts Sonic with bone-shattering blows, launching him flying for the Ark to simply pull him back in to repeat the process, finally ending when the avian grabs his rival by the waist, leaps into a series of dizzying backflips, and drives him headfirst into the dirt.
Vs Corrupted Sonic
BATTLE THEME: Yakuza Kiwami OST - For Who’s SakeBATTLE INTRO: “Ay, can ya hear me in there? Probably too late to admit it, but I’m glad to have called you a friend. I’ll do ya proud, pal”VICTORY: “Sorry about this, but there’s no other way to save ya. I promise, I’ll make it quick”DEFEAT: “Heh…g-guess even now…y-you’re more of a hero than I could ever be… I…n-never stood a chance”ASSIST: “Remember, I’m not doing this for you, just the asshole you’re trying to control”TAUNT: “Aw, what happened to all that big boy talk from earlier?”REACTING TO TAUNT: “I’ll be sure to remember that when I’m tearing your throat out”FLEE: “Damnit…c-can’t throw my life away here!”REACTING TO FLEE: “Gah, I’m not DONE with you yet, monster! YOU WON’T ESCAPE!”TIE: “G…g-get back up, we’re…we’re not finished yet!”PERFECT VICTORY: “Heh, you may have taken Blue’s body, but you sure don’t have the moves. That was embarrassing!”FINISH MOVE: (Same as vs Normal Sonic)
@coolnblue (continued from here )
“That… wasn’t my point.”
“…I still hurt you. Wanted to in ways I’d never even considered my entire life. It was terrifying, Jet, and I’m never gonna’ forgive myself for thinking messed up things like that. About… all my friends…”
“…I couldn’t get it out, you know. Doesn’t matter how many times I try wash it off.”
…
“…right. Sorry for wasting your time.”
The hawk would remain completely silent through all of this, arms folded with a dull, serious leer plastered on his face as he listened to every word. It seemed almost as if Jet didn’t have anything to say, that was, until the hedgehog had finally opted to turn around, ready to simply walk out...
“...Would you quit being such a fuckin’ idiot, Blue?”
“Listen to yourself, talking about you did this and you did that. Do you really think anyone in your right mind believes that was you? Seriously, you’re wasting your energy beating yourself up over what some shitty impostor did”
Jet stepped forward, a chuckle escaping from a sly grin at the corner of his beak. “Besides, if I held a grudge against everyone that tried to kill me once or twice, I wouldn’t have a single ally on this entire world. A rogue’s gotta make a compromise or two, right?”