Ancient Tepatic Recipe

Ngay-cun i Tepat i sen-wey

Herein is preserved this, the recipe of Kaset of Ninil, which was eaten and loved by kings and princes. Kaset begat Kannuk, and Kannuk begat Chitek, who begat Kolnôq. And each taught this way to their daughter. And Kolnôq married Sawngik, and they moved from the ridges of Notoq west to the eastern plain of Tepat, and settled in a town of reeds, and made the recipe there. And they were fruitful and multiplied, and the fame of their cooking grew. And among their brood were two sisters, Kethel and Kannul, who were found by the envoys from the city, and taken to be court ladies, where they cooked this dish for the table of Princess Nôqhum. And each married in the East District and lived there with husband and children. And among the children was Qathul, who […] I am the daughter of Qatum, and it is from her that I have learned. It is said that this dish may be accomplished by only the most skillful of women, and in my age have I met none other who hath mastered it. This is the recipe which was spoken to me, from her: Take meat, and salt, and put together …

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Unicorns are a horse-analogue used by many Areian ethnicities as travel, hunting, and transport animals. Their gown is for mating display and defense; ramming and bucking potential predators/rivals.

Their sound is similar to this:

When you're serving under Peggy Patterson, you quickly learn that trying to stop and ask her for anything after 1700 hours on Friday unless someone is dead or dying is grounds for you to be the next one who is, in fact, dead or dying.

Hi! Please check out our site about imaginary worlds!

The Wongery

We've been working on this site for fifteen years, but we've never told anyone else about it until today. Why not? Because we're not very bright, I guess. Is a blazed Tumblr post really the best way to get the word out? Probably not! Like I said, we may not be very bright. Still, I've been on Tumblr for more than a decade (not with this account; I just created this account recently; but I have a personal account I've had for a lot longer), so if nobody ends up visiting the site because of this blazed post, well, I guess the worst-case scenario is that we've just given Tumblr a little money to pay them back for all the time we've spent here. (Well, no; maybe the absolutely worst-case scenario is that somebody does visit the site, and hates it so much they devote their lives to hunting me down and eradicating me and everyone I ever loved, and then this somehow results in the destruction of the universe. But I think that's pretty unlikely.)

Anyway, the site is called the Wongery, and it's at https://wongery.com, and it includes a wiki called the Central Wongery where we post about our own imaginary worlds, and another wiki called the Public Wongery where anyone can post about their creations. It's not limited to just writing text content; there are places where you can post RPG stats for creatures and characters of your worlds, and LEGO models, and video game assets, and more. (Admittedly, there is nothing in those places yet, but they're there.) It's still very much a work in progress, and there are a lot of broken links right now and features we haven't implemented yet, but there's enough there that I hope people can get some enjoyment out of it.

mixallar /ˌmɪ.ksaˈlar/ [ˌmɪ.ksɐˈlɐː]

decapitate, behead, to execute by removing the head;

(specifically) guillotine, to do so using a partially automated mechanism;

to oust or otherwise remove the person or people in charge of;

disable, neutralise, incapacitate, to damage so as to render no longer operational

Etymology: 19th century, borrowed via Vascon from Mashick [Mexican] Arabic مِقْصَلَة • miẋ-ala "guillotine", literally "severer", from the verb قَصَلَ • ċas-ala "cut off, sever". Extension to metaphorical heads, either leaders or critical components, is seen from the mid-19th century.

Hello everybody, I've been making a conlang for several months now. The goal has been to make a conlang that I would just personally like. And I've made it! So maybe you would like it, too. Follow the link below for the detailed guide with rules and examples, nearly extensive list of vocabulary, and some imagery. Feel free to share your opinion or remarks!

EN: A post card from Sapphireborough

FR: Une carte postale de Bourg-Saphir

IT: Una cartolina da Zaffiroburgo