Get to spend the day doing forced social interaction with family and eating food I hate for a holiday I don't celebrate or care about for the purposes of keeping the peace - all the while, I'm sure my feelings will be hurt at some point by someone being rude and dismissive, and my boundaries will get trampled on because 'it's Christmas'.
I'd rather go for a run, come back and watch Die Hard and eat Honey Garlic Chicken and work on becoming one with my couch the rest of the day.
Somehow this one day is more exhausting than an entire *month* of holiday observances. Then again... at least the high holidays don't involve a ton of family emotional baggage for me and are at least spiritually fulfilling.
















