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BAKED SWEET POTATOES ARE GROSS, BUT HAVE U HAD MASHED ONES WITH CINNAMON ON TOP?

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So there’s this kid in my grade who’s reallyreally popular, let’s call him Zeke. (his name isn’t zeke, I don’t know a zeke, i’m pretty sure there isn’t a zeke in the entire state of maine) so Zeke is popular as fUUUUck and is really good at lacrosse and he’s cute too!!!! 

we’ll get to that. once I was at my friend Derk’s (it was Derk, another girl Numpty, and I) and I was like, “Dammit, I wanna be friend with Zeke so bad. He’s rich as fuck,” did I mention he’s rich as fuck?, “He’s cool as fuck, and he’s hot as fuck.” and Numpty agreed because have u seen Zeke? zayum.

So Derk is actually friends with Zeke and (TO MY HORROR) the next time we smoke Derk invites Zeke. Which is sooooo awkward because I’ve never talked to him in my whole life and he’s just chillin there. If you’ve ever smoked like in a group, you know that it’s kind of a loving community and a really nice way to make friends in a weird way i guess.

so we’re all with Tiddlydoo, my best friend’s boyfriend, at his house, and Zeke got dropped off there. then, we had to WALK in JANUARY in MAINE back to Derk’s house. so Derk and Zeke walked together and Numpty and I walked together. long story short, we arrived to Derk’s house cold as FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK and got to his room and sat there and just talked about how fucking cold it was outside then Derk was like “we have to smoke outside my sister’s home”

so back into the ICY WONDERLAND again, we go around the block then trudge to the middle of a fucking frozen river that is covered in snow and there are dead trees and it’s dark and fucking cold and awful and I’m weariing KEDS so i am KILLING MYSELF and wet and cold then Derk is like “k I forgot my fucking lighter” and Numpty is all “I forgot my hat” so they DISAPPEAR BACK TO DERK’S HOUSE and so it’s just Zeke and I. Zeke: the most po p upular guy in my grade probably, gorgeous, athletic, smart (I’m smart too but like he’s hot and smart), probably the love of my short life. not really, but he’s really hot. 

and I’m sooooo awkward so I’m like “this is fucking stupid I’m going to slit their throats it’s cold as fuck” and we talked about the weather and then we kinda stood in awkward silence then we talked about english and pre calc cus those are the two classes we were both in and then there was awkward silence because idk how to talk cool?????

so finally Derk and Numpty get back and we smoke in the woods and la da de da de we like to party

then we trudge back to Derk’s house and just collapse in our high ness and Zeke, the POPULAR, HOT, ATHLETIC, TOTAL BEEFCAKE, goes, “k, let’s watch a movie” and he goes on Derk’s computer

and he pulls up (no. he didn’t fucking scroll through to look at the options. he typed it the fuck in.

50. First. Dates.

and Numpty is like “wat” and Derk is like “wat” and Zeke is like “no, no, no! it’s a dope movie!” so we’re all like ok whatever and so he turns it on and it’s all good

but then when the movie got going i noticed Zeke was kind of mumbling a little to himself so i tuned in like listened harder and you will never believe this

he was SAYING EVERY LINE right along with drew berrymore and adam sandler

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