#conversationz

DM: No, she dissolved into a pile of snow.

Barbarian: I make a snowball. I even drew a little face at it. Can I throw it at them?

DM: Sure.

Barbarian: Do you need me to roll?

DM: I think you’re capable of throwing a snowball at a group of unarmed women.

Barbarian: I throw the snowball.

DM: The snowball explodes in their faces, dealing no physical damage.

Nice work.

Well played.

Good game.

That was fun, we should do it again sometime.

Chevie: These three are sisters.

Server: And who’s this?

Sister: This is my boyfriend.

Server: And this?

Other Sister: This is my husband.

Server: looks at me

PA: You should, you’re a medical marvel.

Bard: Why didn’t you use your divine smite?

Paladin: I didn’t think we needed it.

Everyone: looks around at the dead dwarves (including one of our own party) strewn across the map