Apr 2, 2017
R: "people at work all say hello, they wondered how you were going without me at home to help and I told them you're a bit of a ventriloquist so you can at least put the sling on by yourself if you need to." J: ??? "uuum, do you mean contortionist?" π R: "yeah, contortionist." J: "you totally told them I'm a ventriloquist didn't you..." R: "probably." J: "and no one even questioned it did they?" R: "nope." - - - In entirely unrelated news β’ oats β’ all the frozen berries β’ toasted seeds & cacao nibs β’ avocado β’ coconut butter β’ favourite porridge spoon β’ morning light β’ not a ventriloquist π #conversationswithRJ
