Guys guys, I don’t know who needs to hear it but I’m going to say it. Don’t break your partner’s (or ex’s) gaming system. That is EXTREMELY expensive and they could take you to court for it (I know I would).
So may I suggest, simply moving their controller? Move it the window in their bedroom, put it in the drawer where it belongs, the kitchen counter, anywhere. Don’t break it, don’t RUIN it, just, move it from the spot they normally keep it.
Why?
Because it is much more entertaining (less costly, and definitely more legal) knowing you just ruined hours of their life, where they will be frantically searching their entire house and flipping it upside down, just to find their controller in plain sight hours later.
Because it will take hours. Once a gamer loses their controller it’s like their heart either stops beating or is on 29 Red Bulls and moving faster than the speed of sound. They won’t find it until their crying their eyes out even if it is directly in front of their face because it’s NOT WHERE THEY LEFT IT.
And if a controller isn’t where they left it, to a gamer, it probably just teleported to a different dimension.
