#contrite&contrary

This happened on another Numb to Trump day where I cannot stand to turn on the TV. But I did anyway, late in the afternoon, and the Breaking News flash at the bottom of the screen said: Trump says Pope’s comments about his religiosity were “disgraceful.” Something like that. It is not necessary to quote him verbatim since with the constant repetition of his diatribes, which I trust must be getting tedious even to his minions, the words change from time to time.

So now he’s taking on the Pope? I surfed the news channels and soon found out what the Pope said. Paraphrased, he suggested that a good Christian would build bridges, not walls. He didn’t mention Trump by name but the Donald took it personal. I thought the Pope won that one, on a moral technicality, but the next day,Trump schlonged him by pointing out there is a wall around the Vatican. One wonders if there was another insomnia-induced conversation between Contrite and Contrary and if Contrary bitch-slapped Contrite again.

This was before the Iowa primary where the word “schlong” entered the political vocabulary. And this is where Trump got beat by icky Ted who also claims the evangelicals. Trump was leading by 5 points on Friday and lost by 4 points on Tuesday. Just sayin’.

I don’t think evangelicals cotton to a candidate who uses “shit” and “pussy” and “F***You” even lip-synched, and the Donald has been called on the carpet by the disgusting media about this. In the interview I saw, Contrite certainly was sitting on his shoulder. Trump admitted he probably shouldn’t be using so much profanity and bragged that it would be no trouble for him to speak the English language without it. He said something like: ”I can be presidential if I have to be.”