This young troll blah blah blah. It just so happens that today, which will heretofore be referred to as 5/04 for the convenience of human audiences is yadda yadda hurry it up already. This troll on this day has reached a meaningful milestone in the god damn it.
...Yesterday, being this troll's wriggling day, signaled a meaningful milestone in the age department. However today, which will heretofore be referred to as 5/05 for the convenience of human audiences, is generally of no significance whatsoever. Oh well.
Your name is ROBBOR SCROFA.
You try to maintain a LOGICAL AND UNDERSTANDING view of the world, even though NOBODY ELSE DOES. In your view, every aspect of the universe holds SOMETHING DEEPLY BEAUTIFUL upon close enough inspection. You enjoy an academic look at JUST ABOUT ANYTHING, and you will try anything twice, just to give it a fair shot.
You spend much of your spare time ENGAGING WITH FICTION and less than you would like CREATING IT. In particular you love any story that features a METANARRATIVE, or that concerns itself with TIME LOOPS, two premises which you consider often. Because of all this, you consider yourself something of a PRETENTIOUS BLOWHARD. You hold a deep love in your heart for anything PORCINE, especially your lusus, a mighty and humble APHIDSWINE.
Shortly you will be taking part in a GAME with a whopping DOZEN of your acquaintances, of whom at least one you would consider A FRIEND, you assume, if you didn't have a COMPLICATED RELATIONSHIP with THAT TERM. Your trolltag is contraryAcknowledgement and you <enorm⸰ously> <enjoy⸰using> words that are <tenle⸰tters> long and have been known to <inven⸰tyour> own
What will you do?
(author's note: as ambitious as i am i'm still just one person with a busy life. especially because i have basically no experience with art i will not likely be able to offer frequent updates, certainly not with fancy visual aspects anyway. don't expect consistency. i'm playing toys here, have fun with me. -R)
