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Rogers snorts in unabashed AMUSEMENT. Tamping down laughter was a harder battle than she originally thought it would be. "Oh come on. It's not --THAT-- bad. Besides, it IS for the education of children. You don't want our next generations growing up to be half-wits, do you?"
"We can call you Alexander Crabbyton, the forgotten cousin of Hamilton. Think of how well that would go over in a song."
She playfully sweeps her gaze over the man in PINK LACEY garb. "Oh, did I forget to mention, the overly frivolous hat? I made sure it had the WORLD'S largest and most cumbersome plume possible." Her hands extend it towards him.
"A lego?" Jamie parrots, eyes half-rolling. "What am I? FIVE?" She scoffs in mock offense. But at least he hadn't said landmine. So he didn't REALLY want harm to come to her. Right?
