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consulting-chemist replied to your post “Just think. Harry is browsing through a mall one day, has to get the...”
Haha! You wrote it so perfectly!! Glad that my little Apple Store idea got you excited ��
I’m glad you liked it! :D
I have an irrational love for Apple Store/tech store AUs I love them so much
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consulting-chemist replied to your post “Roxy teaching Harry Internet/tumblr terms to mess with Eggsy xD ...”
Trying to imagine Harry saying 'Yass Eggsy Slay.' And I am dying ��
I TRIED TO IMAGINE IT WHILE TYPING IT AND I CRIED LAUGHING DURING WORK
Gahhh!! This is so perfect!! You've taken my lil idea and completely transformed it into something tangible and awesome!!
^^ It’s because it was a pretty great idea!
I feel the itch to make it more tangible xD With a little more Michelle/Lee background, fleshing out how Guardsman came to be, how Eggsy gets assigned to Harry, and how to make the ending happy
I am sobbing my ass off now!! I need this fic in my life!!
But with a happier ending (probably.)
The cover story is that Eggsy dropped out of the Marines because his mom couldn’t bear to lose him too. And while parts of that story is true, Eggsy dropped out to join the Guardsman, an organization created by the first Arthur’s Genevieve to protect the Kingsman.
Michelle used to be a Guardsman, assigned to a Kingsman who had been close to Lee. When her Kingsman died she was disgraced, and she found solace in Lee and shortly after they were married with Eggsy on the way.When Lee was recruited for Kingsman, Michelle knew that Eggsy would either be headhunted after his father, or trained by her ex-bosses. It seemed that everyone she loved ended up in their clutches.
It came true when her ex-boss came to her as Eggsy climbed to the top of his classes in gymnastics, and his scores were above and beyond in his Marine trainings.
He left her after he finished school.
And that’s where I leave it for now because I’m about to drive back home from work. *quietly adds to fic list for outlining later*
My headcanon is that Eggsy is already a badass motherfucking spy. And that there is a society more secretive than the Kingsman that hired our lil Eggs to be Harry's secret bodyguard. So Eggsy is just messing up and all to fuck with Harry cause he thinks the posh man is adorable all riled. ❤️❤️❤️
Omgomgomgomgomg This is so perfect jesussssssshchristoncrackers
But imagine, Harry trying his best to show off for Eggsy and teach him how to be a great spy and Eggsy’s just smirking and nodding along even though he already knows everything that Harry’s telling him.
Harry peacocking for Eggsy, always trying to look cool, and Eggsy finds it so endearing, that his pet spy is trying to show off for him, and being a smiggin impressed by how hard Harry is trying for him.
Harry going to protect Eggsy, but Eggsy’s already defeated the enemy and he’s brushing off his shoulders and Harry is so confused.
Eggsy never telling Harry before Harry goes off to Kentucky, still reeling from the shame he feels for puposfully having let him down.
Eggsy screaming because he was supposed to be there to protect him when the bullet breaks the signal from Harry’s glasses.
…that got angsty fast
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consulting-chemist replied to your post “But how perfect is Juriassiclock? Mycroft as the cool and distant...”
I need this more than I need air.
Hahaha! I’ll definitely make some sketches, and I might write a drabble or ficlet like I did for Madmaxlock, but we’ll see. :)
consulting-chemist replied to your post “Here it is! Madmaxlock ficlet after the break! <3 [[MOR] ***...”
Fucking shit. I'm crying. This is great. 'Home.' Fucking shit.
Ohh, thank you! <3 (also sorry not sorry about the crying?)
consulting-chemist replied to your post:I was going to draw a madmax!john too, but I feel...
I’m loving all of this madmax!au that is going around. Thanks for contributing some awesome art!
<3 <3 <3
