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“ What is this? ”

The piece of paper was snatched from the fridge and held aloft as John strode back into the sitting room, displeasure tensing the lines of his mouth and shoulders. It would be a few years still before Rosie would be able to read, but the list was hurtful even so.

( The advantages and disadvantages of being child-free? Seriously? )

       ‟ Now come on, Sherlock. Don’t be boring. We all know you like to boast of your big brain, so use it. ” Though there was something about watching Sherlock Holmes squirm as he tried to figure it out. ‟ Faking your own death should be child’s play to you by now. ”

      ‟ So have I finally reached suspect status, then? Theft of livelihood to theft of life... it’s not much of a leap to make, really. ”