For some reason the Ted Cruz campaign thought Jesse was a “fellow conservative” and sent him this direct mail along with a $45 check written out to Ted Cruz. With all the attention the media loves slathering all over Trump, it’s good to remember the other, more terrifying, candidate who actually believes the bullshit he’s selling.

Sad bit of my past - I once worked at a direct mail marketing firm that specialized in Christian non-profits like Focus on the Family (ick) and World Vision (not so bad). The job was horrible and I didn’t last long, but this is the exact format that all direct mail uses. It’s making this letter even more distasteful than it already is. The key points are always bold and underlined for lazy skimmers like us.

He just called John McCain and Mitt Romney liberals. Because to this psychopath, even Reagan would be a liberal.

Stop the politicians from violating your rights! Then proceeds to violate peoples’ rights. Ain’t no hypocrite like a neocon right-winger Evangelical hypocrite.

I wish we could secure the border from this Canadian-born asshole. Remember guys, your rights were granted by God - unless you’re a young woman who wants an affordable Pap smear, then GTFO of here you slut and take some dirty immigrants with you! MURICA!