#conlo

I like to think no one is more sick of my and Connor’s slow burn/idiots in love bullshit than Hank. Not enough to go out of his way to push us towards anything, because he’s protective of us both for different reasons, but Jesus Christmas is he over it already.

Connor, who hesitates to be intimate with his first human partner due to his lack of human-like genitals, only to learn his partner is more than excited to grind on his leg, hump his nice dress shoes, rut against his smooth pelvis, etc (let alone guiding him one what to do with his hands and oversensitive tongue), and couldn't care less about the presence of a cock.